Candace Owens

If I'm generally boring, I would say it was a mistake not to just end things amicably with Candace.

Especially when she gave me the option after Ben jumped up on a table and accused her of being a faux sophisticate because she said, genocide is always wrong.

Yeah, when she came to me eight and a half months pregnant, hands open and willing to discuss and fix things or agree to amicably go our separate ways if we couldn't, post-October 7th, he decided not to do that.

Jeremy decided to instead maniacally convey to me that they suspected that I might have been secretly working with Nick Fuentes and Tucker Carlson secretly.

like we're the three musketeers or something, rather than simply humbling himself, admitting that he was completely deluded and wrong and that I was in fact always loyal to the company that I worked for, he hashed up his next great plan.

Oh, I know, I'll fix two birds with one stone.

Okay, I sank the company into debt, but I can fix it.

My next big plan is to do what we did to Breitbart.

We'll create a fake scandal.

We'll accuse Candace, who's actually hardworking, super pregnant.

We'll accuse her of being anti-Semitic and gloriously fire her over having said Christ is king.

We'll do this during Lent because surely that will lead to more Daily Wire signups.

It worked for us once at Breitbart.

You think we can do it again?

The world will see it our way, right?

The world will see it our way.

They'll realize that we had to do the tough but the moral thing.

Well, it's a psyop, right?

We just need the money.

But they'll realize that we took a moral stance for Jews because what kind of monster tweets genocide is always wrong, right?