Captain Jason

She's like, she goes, so I've only got this bag and it's not very professional to use in front of the guests.

Useful for once, a useless sling.

That's what I said.

Thanks, you look pretty.

That's really sweet of you, hon.

You're welcome.

are you speaking for me?

I just opened Doritos and I'm putting them in your mouth and you're chewing them and then looking at me and I put a Coke instead of a Diet Coke.

Feed it, feed it, eat it, feed it.

And it's like, Slim Aaron's was a photographer that used to take pictures of celebrities.

Then also socialized back in the 60s and 70s.

She's like, you need to show the boy the ropes.

Can you imagine Harry in a threesome?

Isn't it neat?

Peroxide, hydroxide, fluoroxide complete.

Yeah.

didn't you know this fixes cavities wouldn't you know i'm a girl a girl who's got black apparently what do you call it tartar so then adam calls his mom and he's like ma i really messed up yesterday she's like

So then it's the morning and Asha goes to the captain and she's like, if I bring you a big plate of eggs, will you bring them out in your poultry smugglers?

And he's like, no.

Everyone wants to see Captain McCurry's package.

Can't you just pretend for the morning that you wore the single prop?

Do the helicopter, let's get it rolling, eh?

He's like, fucking potatoes.

God damn you, touching my potatoes.

Died potato hell, rotten hell potato motherfuckers.

Okay.

I'm like, I can't find my keys.

What the fuck?