Below Deck Down Under: Hit the Road, Kangaroo Jack?
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Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker. Joining me today from Palm Springs, the one and only Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How are you? Well, hello. How are you? I'm doing great. I'm excited to talk some more Below Deck Down Under today with you. Are you excited? Me too. Yeah. Good. We have two episodes. This is the recap of the first episode. We're on video. Go to patreon.com slash watch for crap and support and crap is on demand level and you can watch us on video. It's really great. Get access to our bonus episode. and all our previous bonus episodes. So do that. That's also very fun and worthwhile. It's coming Monday. We got crappy hours coming back.
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sure was you know and there's some hot new uh action in there hot new guy in there i just wanted to show you so i've stolen this place in palm springs can you see this let me turn it a lot a lot of lime is that lime or chartreuse it's lime you know uh my friend jessica said chartreuse as well i say lime but whatever i guess i'm not as gay as you two do you see this painting I don't know if it's just my gayness or if it's Palm Springs' gayness. I just see penises like playing penis swords. Isn't that just what that is? Aren't those just penises coming at each other? They could be. Just horizontal penises. It probably is. because they're not just horizontal it's not like they're just lines and i'm saying wow they're straight lines they must be penises they're lines with like a head at the end oh and then they're just like coming to like uh i don't know like what do you call that sword fighting when you're like penis sword fighting and then look at this pillow at first it looks like a flower but isn't it a bunch of penises going in on one thing yeah yeah that's like uh bukkake
I think that's the only kind of art you can get in Palm Springs. It has to either be Marilyn Monroe, Audrey Hepburn, or some kind of penis representation.
Well, the Airbnb that I've stayed at repeatedly in Palm Springs is actually owned by two lesbians. So the artwork is very different. Oh God. Is it all like native?
My lesbian aunt Josie loves her velvet painting of native American women in like with jugs.
No, it's not like that, but it is sort of, it's not, it's first of all, it's not crazy. Okay. Cause like gay men, when we decorate our Palm Springs houses, it's like literally every Tom of Finland poster or penis abstract art, like everywhere. Cause it's like, I can't go three steps away. without seeing something that like makes me horny right but i feel like the the lesbians who i stay with and i don't stay with them but i stay in their house their place is just kind of like okay here's here's like a sensual body in this one corner and that's pretty much good for the house like we've made our mark and we don't need to like be reminded every on every wall and surface so it's a totally different vibe oh gosh it takes us all to make the school bus run doesn't it
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