#3550 RHONY S16E3 Part Two: The Lichey Plague Party
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What is the opening premise of the RHONY S16E3 Part Two recap?
Well,
hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens. This is part two of a two-part recap.
She's going to be doing Pirate's Booty ads just to make the ends meet. Yeah.
God, I'm in, Pirate. Pirate's Booty. Send it over. Now there's one. So Jessel is asking how long they've lived here, and it's kind of in a disgusted way. Like, how long have you lived here? Is it safe? She's like, well, I've been here 10. Eugene's had it for 21 years. Yeah, you're right. She's going to be the one kicked out.
Yeah, she is 100% the one kicked out. His name is on the lease, and she is gonzo. Did you ever live in New York City?
I did. I lived there 10 years. I moved there on my 18th birthday and moved away when I was 28. So it was a long time ago, but it was okay. It was my youth. And did you ever go to Battery Park City? Yeah. Because my first place that I ever lived was in Staten Island. No. Yeah. And I worked in the Upper East Side, so I didn't have to walk. But I was like, I'm in New York City. So I would walk from the ferry all the way at the bottom of the city all the way to the Upper East Side and back every day. I was
like, I'm fat, girl.
You know?
Girl, you walked from the ferry terminal to the Upper East Side every day? I
got so skinny. Yeah, it was the first time I ever lost weight. My legs were huge. Oh, my. How
long did that take you? That's like a three-hour walk.
Well, yeah. Sometimes I would take the train up from the ferry, but I would walk home every night. It took me probably like an hour and a half, two hours, I think. I don't feel like it was three hours. It could have
been. I mean, what do I know? That was like a lifetime
ago. No, I was a weird, weird person. But yeah, I saw Battery Park City a lot, and nobody used to live down there. Like in the
daytime, it was
very busy. And then it was a ghost town at night. And now, every time I see people living down there on these shows, I'm like, who lives down there? But I'm just very outdated, you know?
Financial district, like where Cy and everyone on Summer House lives, I've seen a lot more people living there, but Battery Park City still seems crazy. But also, fun fact, Erika Jayne lived in Battery Park City when she was 20. So that was the 80s she was living in Battery Park City. I can imagine what that is like. Oh, damn. The mean
streets of Battery Park City.
Yes. Carol was on the subway. Erika Jayne was in Battery Park City pushing a stroller. But I feel like part of Jessel's thing about like, oh, you live here was like how far and hard it is to get to Battery Park City. But she probably also took the car because she's Jessel. So who the fuck knows?
Yeah, well, people anywhere from like what the village up north, I think, are very confused by the streets starting to curve all of a sudden because the
city
goes in a grid and then you go downtown and then suddenly there's just curves and streets and you don't know where you're going anymore. And I think it's honestly confusing if you don't live down there. So bless Jessel. She's a hero and I stand by her and her hatred of popcorn ceilings.
I
need to know how much they pay in rent. I need to know. Daisy, tell us. I know you're proud of it. Just put it on Instagram because I need to know. Thank you. Love, Brian. 21 years? It's got to be like $1,400. Something like that. Exactly. It's
got to be nothing. And also to stay in that marriage when they clearly hate each other. You know, the rent's good. If you're staying,
you know, the rent
is good.
Dick is good. Rent is good. And we know the first one isn't true.
So.
So now Daisy's like, yeah, I need another apartment just for my clothes. But this is rent controlled and it's gold, Jessel. She's like, but you could move, you know, can't you? Please, please move. If only so I can have somewhere less disgusting to visit. She's like, no, you stay here. This is gold. This is winning the lottery in New York, Jessel, okay? What we pay our rent is what you pay to laser your beard
once a month.
Which, solid read, Daisy. Solid read. Also, I'm not letting this Dr. Belkin or whatever become a thing.
Who's Dr.
Belkin? He's this dermatologist that they're fighting over.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening premise of the RHONY S16E3 Part Two recap?
0:00–11:08
2
How do the hosts reminisce about living in New York and Battery Park City?
11:08–20:32
3
What details are shared about Jessel’s rent, lease history, and the Leachie property?
20:32–28:42
4
Why is Dr. Belkin’s involvement a point of conflict among the housewives?
28:42–36:30
5
How do the hosts explain the Passover traditions and the macaron vs. macaroon mix‑up?
36:30–43:06
6
What is the concept behind the “Plague Party” and the plague crowns?
43:06–49:53
7
How does the coffee‑shop confrontation between Jessel and Aaron unfold?
49:53–53:40
8
What final thoughts and shout‑outs wrap up the episode?
53:40–54:11
Speakers
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