#3547 Crappy Hour 9/21/26: Kempire and Crappens

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What is the opening banter and event promotion for Kempire’s live show?

Unknown 0:00
Hello,
Michael Rosenbaum 0:22
welcome to Crappy Hour! And Kempire Hour. Welcome to the show, Kempire. Hi, how you doing? Hey, long time no see. I know. Thank God for the internet because this is like the only time I see people. I know. Same, because I don't go outside. Basically when Ben leaves town. You don't go outside. I don't go outside. You don't have to. Look at your view. Kempire just moved. Check out that apartment. I'm trying. I literally just moved not too long ago, but I'm getting it together. I'll be in my studio and then you guys won't be all in my business. Everyone's still going to be in your business. Yeah. Everyone's still going to be now, especially in your business. Cause we see that view. Hell yeah. Okay, everybody, I'm sure you already know Kempire, but if you don't, follow him on YouTube, follow his podcast, and check him out live in New York City at The Green Room 42, Friday, September 5th.
Michael Rosenbaum 1:23
25th. 25th. Did I say 5th?
Unknown 1:26
I'm
Michael Rosenbaum 1:26
literally reading it. What's wrong with me? It's how I walk around. There's also a meet and greet and live stream tickets. You can get them at campireafterdarklive.com slash NYC. That's campireafterdarklive.com slash NYC September 5th. Can you just always introduce me and everything? And just record that. Really? I just got the date wrong and I was reading it off of the thing. We'll fix
Unknown 1:56
it with
Michael Rosenbaum 1:56
AI. Shit, I need just a regular eye. So let me see here. I just saw a comment in here. Hi, everybody. We're reading your comments on YouTube live. Where is this? It said something like, Kempire, I know you're not recapping Real Housewives of Orange County, but where is it? God, there's a lot of comments in here. OMG stuff, right? Okay, Campire's not recapping OC, so curious to have his thoughts of the season, if you're even watching, and also thoughts on Katie Janela's new podcast and all the accusations she's making. That's from OMG Steph. Hey, OMG Steph, which is funny because I knew I was going to be here. I have been watching OC. That was my homework, torturing myself watching it. Oh, God. It wasn't that bad, though.
Michael Rosenbaum 2:43
I have to say, watching it wasn't that bad, but it also wasn't that great. Yeah. That's kind of what I believe OC represents. Like, good old Asian-American mediocrity. Like, you
Kelly Dodd 2:56
just
Michael Rosenbaum 2:56
don't expect much. It's OC. You just kind of come and just let it go. How are you feeling about it? I just
Unknown 3:04
watch
Michael Rosenbaum 3:04
OC and I just kind of go through it. Vicky makes me crazy. I'm not psyched that she's back. But as the season goes on, I'm really enjoying watching her kind of break down and people not take her bullshit. That's nice. to see finally the new girl looks like she's gonna let her have it i was just watching her relationship with that guy her new guy michael this is a thing yeah i'm like wow i hope when i'm her age that i am not in a relationship where i have to sort of tap dance for for my partner
that's
Michael Rosenbaum 3:40
crazy oh yeah
Unknown 3:42
how did she
Michael Rosenbaum 3:43
end up in another relationship like this She's always in a terrible relationship. And it's kind of, I always say, you know, Vicky dates a lot of bad men, but the men also date a lot of bad Vickys. You know, it's not like Vicky's great. That's true. I don't know. What you're saying is she gets what she deserves.
Bruno Satin 4:05
Well,
Michael Rosenbaum 4:06
I don't want to say that because, I don't know, what if he turns out to be abusive or something? I don't mean it like that. I know, but it can get dark on
Kelly Dodd 4:14
these shows, so I have to be
Michael Rosenbaum 4:16
careful. I don't mean that. I just mean you get the kind of fish that, I don't know, it's bait relative to the kind of fish that you catch. Like if you put a nasty worm in there, are you going to get a good fish? I guess you will. Maybe that's a bad way to put it. No, I get what you're saying because I've said that about somebody else. Yeah, I feel like with some of these other housewives, Ashley Darby is a perfect example of this because for so long we were like, oh, poor Ashley. She was with Michael Darby's cheating on her. And now that we fast forward to now in twenty twenty six and we see how Ashley navigates this group and she's kind of creepy as well. I'm like, oh, so that's why it works between her and Michael Darby.

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