Cara Clank
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111 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Feb 2025
last heard Feb 2025
Cara Clank’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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So it's got five days to find the egg. Yeah, it's got days to, like, swim up there.
Yeah. all the dogs keep dying and the kitties keep like drowning in the river yeah it's hard to drown semen just one puddle of semen slowly rolling through yeah and there's voiceover you get blithe danner to do the voiceover you know oh i didn't know if i could cross that river We've got to get to Natalie or we're never going to make a baby.
I don't remember what it is, but there's some kind of thing about boy sperm is slower or faster or something like that. Like one of the gender is faster.
So like, there's like, people will do shit when they're like, if you have sex at a certain time in your ovulation because you want to have a certain gender, it's like, the guys get their fat, so it's like, have sex, if you want a girl, I think what the deal is, is they're like, have sex the day before you ovulate because then all the boys will get there and be like, and then die, and then the girl ones will come slowly and they'll get right to the egg.
What is this, the Battle of the Bulge? I know, it's crazy. And that's like, literal internet shit that I cannot fact check. Like, I don't know if it's true or not, but.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Let's see how my son turns out. He's only three and a half. I can't really make any comments now. But I didn't know I was pregnant with him and it was my birthday.
Listen, there's also a ton of data that's like you have to drink so much alcohol to affect a child. I'm not telling anyone to do that. But you have to have a lot. Because it sounds like you're telling me I can drink through it. You have to have a lot. But, like, I had a friend that, again, didn't know until she was four months. She did not know.
Her son goes to, like, one of the best colleges in the country. He's a tennis star.
She was ripping butts, drinking a ton. That's awesome.
And her son's fucking exceptional. So, everybody calm down.
Take a break. Pick it back up. If you quit, pick it back up. Yes.
Okay, so Warthogs are like the big men on campus of Savannah.
It's truly called the Army Hammer Time podcast. It certainly is. You've got to be kidding me. It certainly is. Dog, you can't try to be all whimsical after the last few years you've had.
He really is a cannibal, or was he just saying some weird shit to you?
I'm just saying, vis-a-vis the flesh consumption, is that real?
It's so funny. Like, look at his face. We didn't know this guy was going to be problematic. He's pure evil. He looks like sewage in a person.
I hope each one of them can suck my fucking balls.
Oh, like a denim fart.
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