Side Stories: Bitch Stories
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What is this? What are you singing? Give me the night. All right. Tonight. Give me the night. I don't think I know it, but I like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know that song? Give me the night. No, I don't know it. All right. Tonight. Give me the night. I'm sure if I heard the song, I would know it. George Benson. But I was listening. I wanted to bring this up to you for a reason. I do like George Benson, by the way. I love George Benson. When at the gym, you and I have discovered. Tell me this about etiquette. Okay. i should save this for who's the bitch nah okay this is getting no women in this all right uh you want to know that when i'm working out i found myself like today i went to the gym today and break you're not staring at some poor lady are you never i don't look at women okay yeah yeah no i don't look at anybody i look at the floor okay good um except there's one man who stares at me there's a guy that come there's a guy that's probably a fan
No, I've met fans there where they meet me, which is really funny because a lot of broccoli headed young men. And what they'll do is stuff like I'm mid press. This has now happened to me twice. Again, I'm not a famous person at all. It only happens every once in a while. And someone comes up to me and I mean, I'm mid press. And a guy just puts his phone in front of my face. And it's just a picture of me naked. And he's just like, guess you're here for a reason. I'm trying.
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I'm trying, buddy. But I was in a spot. Yeah. Need a spot. No, no, sir. Yes, actually. But are you? I was I found myself lost in music. And is it like against protocol at the gym to be enjoying yourself, like kind of giving yourself a little dance? Men look so serious. Dancing is exercise. Men are so serious. You're moving your body. You're at the gym. Because the guy that stares at me, this is what he does. And I'm doing this act out. So go on Patreon to see the act out if you want to. Or side stories. By the way, this is side stories. I'm Henry Zabrowski. You're sitting here with Ed Larson. How you doing? What's going on? Also, YouTube, you can watch it. But on, like, Thursday or Friday. So this guy that comes into the gym. I love L.A. gym creatures. They're some of my favorite people on the face of the planet. And there's a man that comes in. You're not much taller standing, by the way. No.
But I was going to do about doing an act out. There's a man that comes in and he only does one set of exercises. I'm, you know, like I say, I do watch people cause I like, I'm interested in people. I'm not looking at butts. Yeah. But this guy comes in and he only does one thing. Each time he comes to the gym, he does this sort of extended dance routine in front of the mirrors. And it's very extravagant. But what I've noticed is that, and I mean this, he, What he does is stare at me once he's done with it. And I've had this several times. I've been on the chess machine. How long is the routine? He's there for like an hour. And he's just doing this thing over and over again. And this is literally what it is. It's him going like...
He's kind of doing this sort of weird dance. At least he's not taking up the machines. No, no, absolutely not. There's nothing wrong with what he's doing. It's just he's doing this weird dance, but then all of a sudden he'll do a spin and then send it straight at me. And he's like... Every time it's at you and no one else? The last time, I was noticing it a little bit, and I was just like... I mean, there's a little part of me that was like, if he wasn't homeless and openly intoxicated, I'd be flattered. Also, I bet you, like, oddly enough, are, like, the most approachable guy at the gym. Because you're always wearing loud clothes. You got fun sneakers on. I code switch at the gym. Ever since I saw it, because I saw a couple other guys, like, people wearing some kind of, like, you know... All sorts of like every single flagrant political thing you could wear and people are like wearing it to a very... I'm at a cheap gym. Well, it's the only place you can wear it now. Yes. And so I go full devil.
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