Cara Clank
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111 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Feb 2025
last heard Feb 2025
Cara Clank’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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They're warning the rest of your body that it's all about to shut down.
Hello. Thank you so much for having us.
Only Cara.
We all need to be holding space for farm animals, that's for sure.
It's like a Pinterest board of a television show for her. She's just like, great idea. Great idea. Tighter. Pin it. Yeah.
Oh, my God.
do they wear secret underwear in the uh what's crazy is that is that like um basically one of them is mormon two of them are like excommunicated mormons one is greek she's wild uh one's a jew she sounds lost yeah and i say that as a jew by the way i'm not saying that in a kanye way i'm in the greek one oh no and then and then there's one woman who is like owns a tequila brand and is mormon
And she's like, this is just the way I do Mormonism. Vita tequila. So she's like, she calls it Mormon 2.0.
They're going to be in Salt Lake City at some point. Accidental plug for the book Bad Mormon by Heather Gay.
One of the wives who left. But I feel like they are. I love Mitt Romney. That was crazy when he ran. I go, are we going to have a president who wears the secret underwear? Like when he was running for president, I go, are we going to have a president that wears a secret underwear?
Yeah.
But then I've heard that there's like an addendum to soaking, which is when a friend jumps on the bed and that kind of causes some friction, but you're not actually initiating the friction. And so, so it's fine. God doesn't care. Anal, you know? Yes. It's a loophole.
If it can't create a baby, they don't care, right?
Yes, because I don't know for sure, but I know sperm can live inside of women for five days.
Yes, yes. So, when you're talking about viable semen, I'm... Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God.
You knew exactly what I was talking about. Thank you. Literally, that movie made me want to be a single mom. Didn't work out for me, but...
Really? See? So I don't know. Like, did you ever read like when you were growing up? Did you ever read like little teen magazines like Teen and YM and shit? They would always have stuff that was like, I don't know how I got pregnant. We hooked up in a hot tub and there'd be like things about how the semen could jump in through the hot tub because the water's warm. Like an orca.
So if you have like a warm ass and it leaks from your butt up into the vagina, it still would require a lot of gravity.
That's a great question. I don't know what woman would want to do that. A desperate, lost woman.
But yeah, I found that out when I was trying to, on purpose, get pregnant, that that shit lives in you for five days. Wow. Whoa, kill it. Yeah. That's cool. Scoop it out. Get it out of there.
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