Carson Olshansky

Hi, and welcome to normal gossip. I'm Kelsey McKinney. And in each episode of this podcast, we're going to bring you an anonymous morsel of gossip from the real world.

Hi, and welcome to normal gossip. I'm Kelsey McKinney. And in each episode of this podcast, we're going to bring you an anonymous morsel of gossip from the real world.

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As always, if you are desperate for more gossip and you're just like dying inside because this one episode a week isn't enough for you or you're becoming scared at the end of the season, you can always become a subscriber at supportnormalgossip.com where you'll get an extra monthly bonus episode. I am so excited to have with me today, Carson Olshansky.

Carson is a Brooklyn-based stand-up comedian and writer whom you may know from New York City Pride Fest, the New York Comedy Festival, Reductress, or that time Cara Delevingne commented on their Instagram reel. Carson, welcome. Thanks for having me. I'm excited. It's so nice to see you again. We were introduced to each other for the first time at the Williamstown Theater Festival.

Carson is a Brooklyn-based stand-up comedian and writer whom you may know from New York City Pride Fest, the New York Comedy Festival, Reductress, or that time Cara Delevingne commented on their Instagram reel. Carson, welcome. Thanks for having me. I'm excited. It's so nice to see you again. We were introduced to each other for the first time at the Williamstown Theater Festival.

Do you have anything you'd like to say about our experience at the theater festival before we move on?

Do you have anything you'd like to say about our experience at the theater festival before we move on?

You did miss the most dramatic thing that happened. I mean, I think I got sort of a teaser of it. Yeah. The real thing is that I went dumbass mode. And I don't usually drive places because I live in a walkable city. So my car keys are just like a thing that doesn't really exist to me.

You did miss the most dramatic thing that happened. I mean, I think I got sort of a teaser of it. Yeah. The real thing is that I went dumbass mode. And I don't usually drive places because I live in a walkable city. So my car keys are just like a thing that doesn't really exist to me.

And so I put them on the floor of the rental car and then they became stuck in the like rib cage of the rental car seat. And then I could not find them. And so we spent like 45 minutes in a pure terror. Poor Alex was Googling like how to get new keys for car while I was like hyperventilating. So you're lucky that you missed that.

And so I put them on the floor of the rental car and then they became stuck in the like rib cage of the rental car seat. And then I could not find them. And so we spent like 45 minutes in a pure terror. Poor Alex was Googling like how to get new keys for car while I was like hyperventilating. So you're lucky that you missed that.

Oh, I'm so sorry. So thank you for not stealing my car keys. Not thank you to me for losing them. I'm so glad I didn't. Carson, would you like to start me off with a classic first question and tell me what your relationship with gossip is?

Oh, I'm so sorry. So thank you for not stealing my car keys. Not thank you to me for losing them. I'm so glad I didn't. Carson, would you like to start me off with a classic first question and tell me what your relationship with gossip is?

And you think that that's because you missed out on some kind of like training.

And you think that that's because you missed out on some kind of like training.

No, Carson. You're like pulling up people's Instagrams from 2014 being like, look at this. Yeah. Wow, that's hard. You are very visible on social media. You're posting. We're both posting all the time. What is this I have heard about Cara Delevingne commenting on your Instagram reel? What is this? Explain.

No, Carson. You're like pulling up people's Instagrams from 2014 being like, look at this. Yeah. Wow, that's hard. You are very visible on social media. You're posting. We're both posting all the time. What is this I have heard about Cara Delevingne commenting on your Instagram reel? What is this? Explain.

So she's saying it's true. Yeah, exactly. I didn't hear a denial there. I don't hear a denial. It seems like that's true for sure.

So she's saying it's true. Yeah, exactly. I didn't hear a denial there. I don't hear a denial. It seems like that's true for sure.