Carson Olshansky

Yeah, exactly. I was told that you brought a gossip story for me. Is that true? It's true. Can I have it?

Yeah, exactly. I was told that you brought a gossip story for me. Is that true? It's true. Can I have it?

Yes. And I imagine, I mean, I had friendships like this, right? It is kind of like an in-law situation where it's like you have become friends via marriage and the marriage is your older siblings or your parents are friends, right?

Yes. And I imagine, I mean, I had friendships like this, right? It is kind of like an in-law situation where it's like you have become friends via marriage and the marriage is your older siblings or your parents are friends, right?

Okay. I'm already scared.

Okay. I'm already scared.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Okay. I was very old for my grade and you knew which kids were younger, right? Like it is very clear when you're in elementary school and middle school which kids are almost a full year younger than you because like you're taller than them. You have more skills than them, right? Because that's how childhood works, right?

Okay. I was very old for my grade and you knew which kids were younger, right? Like it is very clear when you're in elementary school and middle school which kids are almost a full year younger than you because like you're taller than them. You have more skills than them, right? Because that's how childhood works, right?

So the idea that you could hide being a full year younger than people in your grade for the entirety of your childhood is like, OK, so you're not only saying that you're a year younger, you're saying that you're a genius.

So the idea that you could hide being a full year younger than people in your grade for the entirety of your childhood is like, OK, so you're not only saying that you're a year younger, you're saying that you're a genius.

OK, let's say I buy it. Right. Let's say I buy it. And which I'm not sure that I do yet. And yeah, I'm also not sure that I do. I'm just giving you all the information I have. And I appreciate that. Let's say I decide to buy this story. How would she get in trouble for it in high school?

OK, let's say I buy it. Right. Let's say I buy it. And which I'm not sure that I do yet. And yeah, I'm also not sure that I do. I'm just giving you all the information I have. And I appreciate that. Let's say I decide to buy this story. How would she get in trouble for it in high school?

I'm trying to, my brain is like moving 500 miles a minute because I'm like, one, how can we figure out the correct answer to this? Because I like need to know now. But two, it's like for your age online to show two different numbers, it means that like at some point this like charade of what age you are seems to have continued, right? Because like, like why would the ages still be different?

I'm trying to, my brain is like moving 500 miles a minute because I'm like, one, how can we figure out the correct answer to this? Because I like need to know now. But two, it's like for your age online to show two different numbers, it means that like at some point this like charade of what age you are seems to have continued, right? Because like, like why would the ages still be different?

Wow. Yeah. I like this crime because it hurts no one and also I have no idea why you would do it. Yeah. Carson, thank you for bringing me this story of childhood friendship and deceit and lies. I liked it very much. Do you want to hear the story that I have for you today?

Wow. Yeah. I like this crime because it hurts no one and also I have no idea why you would do it. Yeah. Carson, thank you for bringing me this story of childhood friendship and deceit and lies. I liked it very much. Do you want to hear the story that I have for you today?

Our friend of a friend today, we're going to call her Tessa. And Tessa is experiencing a very particular type of misery, which is that she is boarding a plane home from college to go home for the holidays. She does not want to go home. She wants to stay in college where she has created a personality for herself. Yeah. Is this relatable to you at all?

Our friend of a friend today, we're going to call her Tessa. And Tessa is experiencing a very particular type of misery, which is that she is boarding a plane home from college to go home for the holidays. She does not want to go home. She wants to stay in college where she has created a personality for herself. Yeah. Is this relatable to you at all?