Carson Olshansky

This dad knows his wife, goddammit. Her eyes are shining. She's looking at her husband. She's like, how did you know? She loves the handbag. She's like, I've been envying it in the window for weeks. She's like, I'm so excited to tell my friends. We've all been lusting after the handbag. The only thing that could be better is if it had been the cream one. Yeah.

This dad knows his wife, goddammit. Her eyes are shining. She's looking at her husband. She's like, how did you know? She loves the handbag. She's like, I've been envying it in the window for weeks. She's like, I'm so excited to tell my friends. We've all been lusting after the handbag. The only thing that could be better is if it had been the cream one. Yeah.

and tessa is like god damn it like this whole interaction and she's like thrilled we've broken this terrible ruse uh-huh how are you feeling now relieved like a weight has been lifted okay good i love that for you on the ride home her mom's like giving her shit she's like do you want to stop in the town and see erica maybe you could spend some more of your money not asking her out could be fun for us

and tessa is like god damn it like this whole interaction and she's like thrilled we've broken this terrible ruse uh-huh how are you feeling now relieved like a weight has been lifted okay good i love that for you on the ride home her mom's like giving her shit she's like do you want to stop in the town and see erica maybe you could spend some more of your money not asking her out could be fun for us

Do tell her that you were only going for her handbag, which she loves. You do. I mean, there's no reason not to now. Yes.

Do tell her that you were only going for her handbag, which she loves. You do. I mean, there's no reason not to now. Yes.

Yeah. Tessa's like, I did this for you. Like, yeah, this wasn't about Erica. I had to be strategic because I didn't want you to see. And her mom's like, oh, my God. Wow. I can't believe it took multiple days and a stakeout to get the handbag. Thank you so much for doing that. You worked so hard. Yeah. We are finally almost at the end. Whose side are you on? How do you feel?

Yeah. Tessa's like, I did this for you. Like, yeah, this wasn't about Erica. I had to be strategic because I didn't want you to see. And her mom's like, oh, my God. Wow. I can't believe it took multiple days and a stakeout to get the handbag. Thank you so much for doing that. You worked so hard. Yeah. We are finally almost at the end. Whose side are you on? How do you feel?

Do you have any hopes or dreams for how this could end?

Do you have any hopes or dreams for how this could end?

I think that is a great hope for them. In the end... Tessa did take the teapot back. And she was like, I'm so sorry. I don't want this teapot, even though it was very cute. I just didn't know how to tell you that. I just like I bought it because I wanted to talk to you. Yeah. And Erica's like, that's totally fine. I kind of thought that that's what was happening, to be honest.

I think that is a great hope for them. In the end... Tessa did take the teapot back. And she was like, I'm so sorry. I don't want this teapot, even though it was very cute. I just didn't know how to tell you that. I just like I bought it because I wanted to talk to you. Yeah. And Erica's like, that's totally fine. I kind of thought that that's what was happening, to be honest.

And Tessa's like, okay, great. Can I have my $40 back? And Erica's like, yes. And then Tessa used her $40 to take Erica on a date. Yeah. And it was awful. They had absolutely no romantic chemistry. This is amazing. She's released from this hold that it had on her. Yes.

And Tessa's like, okay, great. Can I have my $40 back? And Erica's like, yes. And then Tessa used her $40 to take Erica on a date. Yeah. And it was awful. They had absolutely no romantic chemistry. This is amazing. She's released from this hold that it had on her. Yes.

Tess is like, oh, my God, this is actually better than me falling in love with her because she lives on the other side of the world and I'm free. This is the best possible scenario. Yes. And now you have a queer friend in town who you don't have to date. Yeah. Which is the dream. Yeah. It has now been two years since the handbag Christmas. The handbag is beloved.

Tess is like, oh, my God, this is actually better than me falling in love with her because she lives on the other side of the world and I'm free. This is the best possible scenario. Yes. And now you have a queer friend in town who you don't have to date. Yeah. Which is the dream. Yeah. It has now been two years since the handbag Christmas. The handbag is beloved.

Everyone compliments the handbag at all times. It gets hand washed very gently with a special brush. It gets hung dry only. The next day ham sandwiches are the best ones that this family has ever had apparently. And last year for Christmas, Tessa had a girl to bring home. Yeah, someone willing to fly across oceans to come home with her. Yes. Very serious relationship.

Everyone compliments the handbag at all times. It gets hand washed very gently with a special brush. It gets hung dry only. The next day ham sandwiches are the best ones that this family has ever had apparently. And last year for Christmas, Tessa had a girl to bring home. Yeah, someone willing to fly across oceans to come home with her. Yes. Very serious relationship.

And, you know, she got to bring her home. And, of course, the girlfriend is like, what's up with this handbag? And the problem with the handbag now is that it gives her mom an excuse to tell her new girlfriend all about Erica. And so now everyone calls Erica handbag girl.

And, you know, she got to bring her home. And, of course, the girlfriend is like, what's up with this handbag? And the problem with the handbag now is that it gives her mom an excuse to tell her new girlfriend all about Erica. And so now everyone calls Erica handbag girl.