Carson Olshansky

Like, you're creating bad things for yourself in this avoidance. Tess is like, I can't do it. She drives home. And she's like, I cannot buy the handbag, Dad. Like, Mom will never forgive you for buying a handbag. She's at this point reaching. She's like, it's ridiculous for a handbag to cost $60. This is true.

Like, you're creating bad things for yourself in this avoidance. Tess is like, I can't do it. She drives home. And she's like, I cannot buy the handbag, Dad. Like, Mom will never forgive you for buying a handbag. She's at this point reaching. She's like, it's ridiculous for a handbag to cost $60. This is true.

She's like, also, Mom will talk about it constantly for the rest of our lives and ruin everything. And in her heart, she's like, I cannot go back in there. Yeah. And her dad is like, I'll give you the money. Why didn't you just call me? I would have like reimbursed. I would have told you that I would reimburse you. And Tess is like, no, I don't want to do it. I don't want to get the handbag.

She's like, also, Mom will talk about it constantly for the rest of our lives and ruin everything. And in her heart, she's like, I cannot go back in there. Yeah. And her dad is like, I'll give you the money. Why didn't you just call me? I would have like reimbursed. I would have told you that I would reimburse you. And Tess is like, no, I don't want to do it. I don't want to get the handbag.

And her dad's like, how much? And Tess is like, what? And he's like, if I gave you $100 in cash and you got to keep $40 for yourself, would you do this? Would I? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I already would have done it. Now you're being paid. Yeah. Tessa's like, fine. Like, $40 is a lot for me. I want a treat. I'm a college student. She's like, here's the deal.

And her dad's like, how much? And Tess is like, what? And he's like, if I gave you $100 in cash and you got to keep $40 for yourself, would you do this? Would I? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I already would have done it. Now you're being paid. Yeah. Tessa's like, fine. Like, $40 is a lot for me. I want a treat. I'm a college student. She's like, here's the deal.

$40 and you take my involvement in this to the grave. Like, do not tell mom. He's like, deal. Deal.

$40 and you take my involvement in this to the grave. Like, do not tell mom. He's like, deal. Deal.

Now it is the third day and she must return to the town. Does she get even cuter than the second day? She sure does. She gets even cuter. It's like hair done, light makeup, like we're looking great. How do you play this?

Now it is the third day and she must return to the town. Does she get even cuter than the second day? She sure does. She gets even cuter. It's like hair done, light makeup, like we're looking great. How do you play this?

Oh. You know, like, how's college? Okay, game. I love it. Tessa is, like, delusional 100%, right? And she's like, my plan actually worked last time. I was just too slow. So again, she goes and sits in the coffee shop. She's like wearing giant sunglasses. She's wearing a hat, right? She's got like a newspaper. No one reads the newspaper. She's waiting for Erica to leave. Finally, Erica leaves.

Oh. You know, like, how's college? Okay, game. I love it. Tessa is, like, delusional 100%, right? And she's like, my plan actually worked last time. I was just too slow. So again, she goes and sits in the coffee shop. She's like wearing giant sunglasses. She's wearing a hat, right? She's got like a newspaper. No one reads the newspaper. She's waiting for Erica to leave. Finally, Erica leaves.

She like hurries across the street. Tessa finds the handbag. And her dad was like, get the cream handbag. But now she's looking and there's also like a gorgeous olive color. And she's like, that's my mom's favorite color. So she's like, fuck it. I'm making myself complicit. I'm getting the green.

She like hurries across the street. Tessa finds the handbag. And her dad was like, get the cream handbag. But now she's looking and there's also like a gorgeous olive color. And she's like, that's my mom's favorite color. So she's like, fuck it. I'm making myself complicit. I'm getting the green.

like don't have any role in this let it be your dad's problem tessa picks up the green one just as she picks it up she has learned from her past mistakes and so she hears the bell on the shop door ding and erica has returned from her break and erica is like oh my god tessa you're back and tessa's like oh my god erica hi just like for the break and then erica hugs her And Tessa is swooning, right?

like don't have any role in this let it be your dad's problem tessa picks up the green one just as she picks it up she has learned from her past mistakes and so she hears the bell on the shop door ding and erica has returned from her break and erica is like oh my god tessa you're back and tessa's like oh my god erica hi just like for the break and then erica hugs her And Tessa is swooning, right?

She's like, my knees feel weak. My tongue is maybe dead. Like, I can never say anything at all. And Erica's like, can I help you, like, find anything? Tessa's holding an olive green $60 handbag in her hands. And she's like, yeah, I'm looking for a handbag. Erica, like, looks at her, looks at the handbag, looks back up at her and is like, I think you've found it.

She's like, my knees feel weak. My tongue is maybe dead. Like, I can never say anything at all. And Erica's like, can I help you, like, find anything? Tessa's holding an olive green $60 handbag in her hands. And she's like, yeah, I'm looking for a handbag. Erica, like, looks at her, looks at the handbag, looks back up at her and is like, I think you've found it.

And Tess is like, ha ha ha ha ha, yeah, I mean, this is what I'm gonna get. And Erica's like, oh, you're getting the handbag? And Tess is like, Yes, I'm getting the ham bag. And Erica's like, everyone is obsessed with the ham bag this year. And Tess is like, it's a beautiful ham bag. And Erica's like, yeah, it keeps the ham so moist. It's a real dream. This is my nightmare.

And Tess is like, ha ha ha ha ha, yeah, I mean, this is what I'm gonna get. And Erica's like, oh, you're getting the handbag? And Tess is like, Yes, I'm getting the ham bag. And Erica's like, everyone is obsessed with the ham bag this year. And Tess is like, it's a beautiful ham bag. And Erica's like, yeah, it keeps the ham so moist. It's a real dream. This is my nightmare.