Carson Olshansky

Yes.

Yes.

Yeah. And it's also like there's a clear limit on the interaction time because you're buying something. Yeah, exactly. Like you're not like, it's not like you ran into her at a bar and it's like, well, if I go talk to her, I could get stuck there for 45 minutes and then I might reveal all of my secrets. Right. Like it's like.

Yeah. And it's also like there's a clear limit on the interaction time because you're buying something. Yeah, exactly. Like you're not like, it's not like you ran into her at a bar and it's like, well, if I go talk to her, I could get stuck there for 45 minutes and then I might reveal all of my secrets. Right. Like it's like.

Yeah. You have options. In some ways, I'm like, this is the best way to run into a crush. Tessa does not think this. She's like, I'm going to be staking this out. Have you ever staked out a crush? No. No. Yeah. I think that's the normal response. I just figured I'd ask. Tessa waits and waits and waits. And eventually Erica leaves. And Tessa's like, her jeans look so good. She looks incredible.

Yeah. You have options. In some ways, I'm like, this is the best way to run into a crush. Tessa does not think this. She's like, I'm going to be staking this out. Have you ever staked out a crush? No. No. Yeah. I think that's the normal response. I just figured I'd ask. Tessa waits and waits and waits. And eventually Erica leaves. And Tessa's like, her jeans look so good. She looks incredible.

She's like, now is my time. Erica is gone.

She's like, now is my time. Erica is gone.

Good question. They are a little bit baggier than they've been in the past. Okay. Isn't that interesting? That's so interesting. She's like, that's so interesting. And also, I have to go now, right? Like, she's left, I have to go. So Tessa, like, darts in.

Good question. They are a little bit baggier than they've been in the past. Okay. Isn't that interesting? That's so interesting. She's like, that's so interesting. And also, I have to go now, right? Like, she's left, I have to go. So Tessa, like, darts in.

We did not. And whether there are any new tattoos? We did not. We are across the street. Okay. Okay, go on. Tessa goes over. She like darts in. She's looking around. There's like, you know, Christmas scented candles and like weird wooden objects and like those tiny leather pouches that I don't know what they're for. And finally she finds the handbag.

We did not. And whether there are any new tattoos? We did not. We are across the street. Okay. Okay, go on. Tessa goes over. She like darts in. She's looking around. There's like, you know, Christmas scented candles and like weird wooden objects and like those tiny leather pouches that I don't know what they're for. And finally she finds the handbag.

And it is embroidered on the outside with like native flowers and like several little pigs. And there's like a card to the side with like a bio for the artist. Okay. Okay. And then she looks at the price and it is $60. All right. And Tessa is like, I'm a college kid. Like, I don't have $60. Oh, her dad didn't give her money? Her dad did not give her money.

And it is embroidered on the outside with like native flowers and like several little pigs. And there's like a card to the side with like a bio for the artist. Okay. Okay. And then she looks at the price and it is $60. All right. And Tessa is like, I'm a college kid. Like, I don't have $60. Oh, her dad didn't give her money? Her dad did not give her money.

And she's like, I'm not spending $60 out of my, like, debit account. Yeah. If we have not discussed me getting reimbursed for this. Yeah. Do you agree with that? Yeah, I'd probably call my dad and be like, hey. Yeah. Tessa's like, I'm going to call my dad. I'm going to figure this out. But before she can call her dad, Erica returns from her break. I'm so surprised. What a surprise.

And she's like, I'm not spending $60 out of my, like, debit account. Yeah. If we have not discussed me getting reimbursed for this. Yeah. Do you agree with that? Yeah, I'd probably call my dad and be like, hey. Yeah. Tessa's like, I'm going to call my dad. I'm going to figure this out. But before she can call her dad, Erica returns from her break. I'm so surprised. What a surprise.

And Tessa is like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. She ducks behind a row of postcards. She sneaks out the door. She tries to like dart out of it really fast. But like many shops, it has a bell on the fucking door. So when she goes out, it's like, bing! She hasn't scoped this out? Not at all. That's a rookie move. She runs to the car. She's, like, out of breath. What do you do at this point?

And Tessa is like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. She ducks behind a row of postcards. She sneaks out the door. She tries to like dart out of it really fast. But like many shops, it has a bell on the fucking door. So when she goes out, it's like, bing! She hasn't scoped this out? Not at all. That's a rookie move. She runs to the car. She's, like, out of breath. What do you do at this point?

Yes. I also think it's like there is a version of avoiding someone that is like creating an advantage for yourself, right? Like you're like, I want to see them when I look hot in a situation where I'm prepared to see them. Like that is like creating power for yourself, right? At this point, every moment that you don't see her is self-sabotage. Yeah. Right?

Yes. I also think it's like there is a version of avoiding someone that is like creating an advantage for yourself, right? Like you're like, I want to see them when I look hot in a situation where I'm prepared to see them. Like that is like creating power for yourself, right? At this point, every moment that you don't see her is self-sabotage. Yeah. Right?