Carson Olshansky

I would hide. Okay, that's correct. Tessa is like, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. She ducks. She like runs at a half stoop back to her car and she's like, I cannot believe this. Like, I do not want to see this girl. I'm also like not dressed cute because I just came into town to get this stupid ham bag.

I would hide. Okay, that's correct. Tessa is like, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. She ducks. She like runs at a half stoop back to her car and she's like, I cannot believe this. Like, I do not want to see this girl. I'm also like not dressed cute because I just came into town to get this stupid ham bag.

She will become more farther gone. She's like, I can't go in there. Right. I'm not going in there. I don't look cute. I have been dreading and also hoping with every bone in my body to see this girl. I cannot go in there. And she's also like, is her hair shorter? Like, it looked shorter. Okay. Are you brave when faced with a crush? No. What level of bravery do you have?

She will become more farther gone. She's like, I can't go in there. Right. I'm not going in there. I don't look cute. I have been dreading and also hoping with every bone in my body to see this girl. I cannot go in there. And she's also like, is her hair shorter? Like, it looked shorter. Okay. Are you brave when faced with a crush? No. What level of bravery do you have?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, sorry. She's not paying. She's working at the counter.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, sorry. She's not paying. She's working at the counter.

That is a great point that like the script exists. Yeah. Like if you're in a foreign country and you barely speak the language, you can interact with customer service people because there's only ever like eight things that people say to each other, right? Like the script is easy. Tessa does not think this. Tessa is not brave. She drives back home. Uh-huh. She's like, dad, I didn't get the handbag.

That is a great point that like the script exists. Yeah. Like if you're in a foreign country and you barely speak the language, you can interact with customer service people because there's only ever like eight things that people say to each other, right? Like the script is easy. Tessa does not think this. Tessa is not brave. She drives back home. Uh-huh. She's like, dad, I didn't get the handbag.

I'm going to go get it tomorrow. He's like, okay, great. She spends the evening like doing chores, right? Her mom has been doing like so much lately because her dad is hurt. And Tessa like makes the Christmas cookies he needs. She cleans the kitchen. Her mom is like so happy. And she's like, thank you so much. Like I feel so underwater. There's like so much to do.

I'm going to go get it tomorrow. He's like, okay, great. She spends the evening like doing chores, right? Her mom has been doing like so much lately because her dad is hurt. And Tessa like makes the Christmas cookies he needs. She cleans the kitchen. Her mom is like so happy. And she's like, thank you so much. Like I feel so underwater. There's like so much to do.

And usually your dad is like super good at helping, but he just like can't when he's on crutches. And she's like, and I'm just feeling so tired. Like, thank you for your help. And Tessa is like, you're so welcome. But then in her heart, she's like, we cannot get this woman a handbag. Yeah. Do you think that she should find an alternative gift? No. This is her dad's problem.

And usually your dad is like super good at helping, but he just like can't when he's on crutches. And she's like, and I'm just feeling so tired. Like, thank you for your help. And Tessa is like, you're so welcome. But then in her heart, she's like, we cannot get this woman a handbag. Yeah. Do you think that she should find an alternative gift? No. This is her dad's problem.

Yes. Tessa is like, dad, we cannot get her a handbag. And her dad is like, we're getting her a handbag. And she's like, okay. Yeah. The next day, she wakes up. She becomes dressed. She becomes cute. She drives 45 minutes. She looks through the window of the shop and Erica is there again at the register. And she's like, no, no, I can't do this. She goes to the coffee shop across the street.

Yes. Tessa is like, dad, we cannot get her a handbag. And her dad is like, we're getting her a handbag. And she's like, okay. Yeah. The next day, she wakes up. She becomes dressed. She becomes cute. She drives 45 minutes. She looks through the window of the shop and Erica is there again at the register. And she's like, no, no, I can't do this. She goes to the coffee shop across the street.

She's like, I don't want to interact with Erica. I'll just wait until her shift is over or she goes on her break or something. And then I'll dart in.

She's like, I don't want to interact with Erica. I'll just wait until her shift is over or she goes on her break or something. And then I'll dart in.

You know?

You know?

You look cute.

You look cute.