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Casey Rockett

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317 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

KILL TONY
#663 - DR. PHIL (ADAM RAY) + AKAASH SINGH

Okay, all right.

KILL TONY
#663 - DR. PHIL (ADAM RAY) + AKAASH SINGH

Like, the other day I saw a homeless lady with a fat ass.

KILL TONY
#663 - DR. PHIL (ADAM RAY) + AKAASH SINGH

She came up to me.

KILL TONY
#663 - DR. PHIL (ADAM RAY) + AKAASH SINGH

Can I have a dollar?

KILL TONY
#663 - DR. PHIL (ADAM RAY) + AKAASH SINGH

And I was like, would I ask like that?

KILL TONY
#663 - DR. PHIL (ADAM RAY) + AKAASH SINGH

I'll give you a home, bitch.

KILL TONY
#663 - DR. PHIL (ADAM RAY) + AKAASH SINGH

Poor thing barely spoke a lick of English.

KILL TONY
#663 - DR. PHIL (ADAM RAY) + AKAASH SINGH

I was like, what's your name?

KILL TONY
#663 - DR. PHIL (ADAM RAY) + AKAASH SINGH

She goes, what a beautiful name.

KILL TONY
#663 - DR. PHIL (ADAM RAY) + AKAASH SINGH

Took her home, hosed her down.

KILL TONY
#663 - DR. PHIL (ADAM RAY) + AKAASH SINGH

Mom, this is, she be staying here a while.

KILL TONY
#663 - DR. PHIL (ADAM RAY) + AKAASH SINGH

She helped me start believing in God.

KILL TONY
#663 - DR. PHIL (ADAM RAY) + AKAASH SINGH

Because I busted a nut inside of her, right?

KILL TONY
#663 - DR. PHIL (ADAM RAY) + AKAASH SINGH

And I was like, God, if you real, please don't let her be pregnant.

KILL TONY
#663 - DR. PHIL (ADAM RAY) + AKAASH SINGH

And exactly a week later, her ass got hit by a car.

KILL TONY
#663 - DR. PHIL (ADAM RAY) + AKAASH SINGH

Won't he do it?

KILL TONY
#663 - DR. PHIL (ADAM RAY) + AKAASH SINGH

Nah, fuck that.

KILL TONY
#663 - DR. PHIL (ADAM RAY) + AKAASH SINGH

My car did get totaled.

KILL TONY
#663 - DR. PHIL (ADAM RAY) + AKAASH SINGH

I'm not gonna get a homeless bitch pregnant.

KILL TONY
#663 - DR. PHIL (ADAM RAY) + AKAASH SINGH

What the fuck?