Casey Rockett
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Like, the other day I saw a homeless lady with a fat ass.
She came up to me.
Can I have a dollar?
And I was like, would I ask like that?
I'll give you a home, bitch.
Poor thing barely spoke a lick of English.
I was like, what's your name?
She goes, what a beautiful name.
Took her home, hosed her down.
Mom, this is, she be staying here a while.
She helped me start believing in God.
Because I busted a nut inside of her, right?
And I was like, God, if you real, please don't let her be pregnant.
And exactly a week later, her ass got hit by a car.
My car did get totaled.
I'm not gonna get a homeless bitch pregnant.