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Casey

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
870 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bar Stories

So like it's turning from two people into like four and then six.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bar Stories

And then at some point there was like eight of them.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bar Stories

Now the bouncer behind me is starting to get obviously a little overwhelmed.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bar Stories

And the one that's walking me to my car is like, okay, you need to leave now.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bar Stories

Get in the car and go.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bar Stories

The one female friend of mine, she got in the driver's seat and I was like, I don't think you should drive.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bar Stories

Let me drive rather, just in case we need to like get away or something like that.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bar Stories

I feel like I'm a more evasive driver, you know.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bar Stories

This parking lot that Hooters is in, it's like parking lot

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bar Stories

with parkades on either side, but there's one entry and exit.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bar Stories

As we reverse out and we start going down this exit path, him and his entire group of friends block the road.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bar Stories

So now I'm like, okay, now what?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bar Stories

So he's standing in front of the car and he's swearing at me and trying to intimidate me.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bar Stories

The friend of mine in the back, the one that was visiting from Afghanistan, had his window rolled down and one of this dude's friends punched him through the window and ended up

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bar Stories

chipping his tooth oh boy his famous quote from that is he spends his career in a war zone but comes back for one night in South Africa and gets punched exactly this guy starts like pushing on the bonnet of the car trying to stop the car at this point I've had enough so I started to edge forwards

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bar Stories

And as I moved forwards, he jumped onto the bonnet of the car and like smashed a massive hole in the windshield.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Bar Stories

Hammer fisted it.