Cathy Rentzenbrink

And that is the serious thing.

We really are.

And I find it, I mean, I only read books.

I don't have any hobbies.

And I have no cultural apparatus outside of reading books.

Front Row asked me to go on a Christmas quiz about all art forms.

And I just had to admit that if it's not just books, I just can't do it.

But one of the things, whenever I think, I'd like to know about music, I'd like to know about art, maybe I'll try to do something.

Whenever I try to engage, I am slightly put off by the weight of people slagging everything off that everybody likes.

I genuinely don't know where to start.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know how to do it.

I mean, I just walk into a gallery and look at some pictures.

But I think all of this is actually true with reading.

Well, I am, because I'm completely obsessed with Agatha Christie as well, and I love The Murder of Roger Ackroyd.

And so this book was... I mean, really, if you want to give yourself a treat, just turn off the world for a week, get The Murder of Roger Ackroyd, if you haven't already, and that, and just, like, go into your own little world with it.

It's just unbelievably, unspeakably good fun to look at them both together.

I do... I mean, I love that.

I love...

Phantom books.