Cecil Baldwin

And she did reveal, confidentially, that one of the angels, Erica, had been seen around the Vanston residence in the days leading up to the crime, always in the dead of night, always lurking around the grounds, occasionally peeping into the windows but never entering.

She also said that she still hasn't figured out if the Vanston case is connected to the stabbing death of radio intern candidate, Jalyn Rutherford.

And she has yet to uncover a motive or a suspect for either crime.

The only thing she does know for sure is that whoever did it is still out there and could strike at any time.

But judging by our ratings, interest in our local murder mystery doesn't seem to compare to the one in Antler Cove at the moment.

Sorry, it's so boring to you that a real killer is on the loose in our very own streets.

I guess it just doesn't count if they're not played by a non-traditionally handsome actor that everyone has decided is secretly hot.

which makes them even more attractive than if they'd just been regular hot.

Seriously, what is it about this show that's so compelling?

A couple of times I turned it on during my broadcast with the sound off just out of curiosity.

And to be perfectly honest, I'm not sure what the appeal is.

Is it just the fact that it's new?

That everyone else is watching it and you don't want to be left out?

Because the little bits I saw weren't that interesting.

Now, I'm sure that's partially my own fault since I haven't been watching from the beginning, but when I tuned in, it was mostly just a shaky handheld camera walking through the fog.

Eventually, the fog parts, and you see a man standing on top of a hill.

His mouth is wide open, and then you realize the fog is coming out of his mouth.

Then, suddenly, you're right in front of him, and he's staring into the camera, but you can't get a good look at him because his face changes into different faces as the fog shifts, which I admit was kind of a cool effect.

Then he swallows the camera and we're in a big windowless warehouse, which I guess is inside his stomach?

Where a bunch of people are stuffing live jellyfish into cardboard boxes and sobbing uncontrollably.