Cecil Baldwin

Hello, listeners.

I know there are still some of you out there.

Not as many as before.

But some people are listening to their radios right now.

Right?

It's not like every single person in town is glued to their televisions watching the new hit show, Antler Cove, that happens to air at the exact same time as my broadcast, and has the entire community in a chokehold of obsession to the point where it seems like that's all anyone ever talks about anymore.

From what I can piece together, it seems like the show is about a wealthy family fighting about money in a small coastal town where an alien invasion is also happening.

And maybe there's a murder mystery element too?

I'm not even sure if it's prestige drama or a children's show or what.

I haven't seen it because it can only be watched live.

And as I said, it airs when I'm doing my own show.

And because I haven't seen it, I can no longer participate in the larger cultural conversation.

That's fine.

It's fine.

Obsessions are fleeting.

You'll all be back.

Pretty soon, you won't even remember anything that happened on that show.

Even though it's all you talk about now.

Literally all you talk about.

I can't leave the house without being surrounded by ceaseless chatter about Anthony and Vivian and Lucius and Genevieve.