Cecil Baldwin

Finally, top with a grilled chicken breast if desired.

Mmm, mmm, mmm.

Old stone tablet.

That sounds delicious.

Hey, does anyone hear that sound behind the sky?

It sounds like a bike skidding out of control on an unexpected patch of ice.

Or like a tree being slowly eaten by insects.

And we think it can't feel it, but it absolutely can.

You know how when you're around a lot of electricity, you can almost smell it?

This sickly green burning smell that makes your hair float.

Well, this sounds like how that smells.

I got a call from Nalangana Sikdar down at Labs and More, her new mega lab and lab supply store in the science district.

She says that she has heard the sound as well, and that it sounds like when the solution to a problem should be obvious, but you just can't quite articulate it.

or when you make a mistake that you know will be waiting for you every time you close your eyes for the rest of your life.

It sounds exactly like that, she says.

I asked her if there was any scientific explanation, and she said yes.

And I said, oh, great, what is it?

And she said, oh, I don't know the explanation.

I just know that if something exists, then science can explain it.

And then she said that it sounds like falling from the top of a three-story building onto a large pile of empty ice cream cones.