Cecil Baldwin

So, I'm not the only one who hears it.

Please, keep calling in if you hear it too.

And now a message from the Night Vale Philosophical Society.

Attachment to the world is your problem.

You think that your value is the value of your possessions.

You think that your car means something about you as a person.

You think that what is in your wallet is related in any way to the substance of your soul.

We want to help you with that.

So, we have decided to speak your language.

Break yourself free from the cycle of desire, and there is a crisp $100 bill in it for you.

That's right.

Realize that we are all one with the universe and that material things are no more valuable than soil, and we will smack that $100 right in your hand.

Make big bucks by seeing past the trap of wealth.

The choice is yours.

Stay tied to the heavy burden of everything you own, or realize that the only difference between you and the sun is an arrangement of atoms and that you never needed anything at all, and baby, this Benjamin is yours.

All is eternal and all is nothing.

And if you can realize that, you'll be 100 big ones richer.

This has been a message from the Night Vale Philosophical Society.

Hey, does anyone hear that sound behind the sky?

It sounds like a hand mixer in a tub of hair gel.