Cecil Baldwin

Or like the last cough you make before you die.

I got a call from Big Rico.

He said he heard the sound down at Big Rico's Pizza and that it sounded like crunching into a delicious pepperoni pizza.

Yeah, I guess, I said.

I mean, sort of.

Do you think it sounds like anything else?

I said.

Nah, said Big Rico.

It's exactly the sound of crunching into the best pepperoni pizza of your life.

I'd know it anywhere.

Maybe someone is eating a big pepperoni pizza behind the sky, he suggested.

Well, it's the first explanation we've been offered, so that's something.

I wish I knew for sure what that sound behind the sky was, though.

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Okay.