Celia Contreras
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Sorry, I'm on a rape whistle because I like to blast off a little tune before I get started.
I went hitchhiking recently and all my friends and family said stupid-ass shit to me.
They're like, what if you get raped or kidnapped?
If somebody raped or kidnapped me, that motherfucker earned it.
Do you know how hard it is for guys to fuck me with my consent?
I have to spread my legs as far as I can, send them down there with a Call of Duty headset and give them directions.
you're gonna go six clicks to the north.
You're gonna go through the main tunnel.
The two smaller tunnels on either side are dead ends.
And at the end of the night, they still jizz on my thigh, and at that point, I just want them to go home, so I'm like, good job, soldier.
I'm going through a lot right now.
I wasn't supposed to be here.
I was supposed to fly back to Phoenix.