Celia Contreras
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
For what it's worth, Tony, I don't think you're gay.
For what it's worth, I don't think you're gay.
Yeah, so if anybody would know, it's me.
I'm an expert at being unfit, so I would fucking know.
Um, I, people keep offering me spots.
I guess I'm really popular in West Texas.
I've had line there twice and I actually did my first 40 minute set two weeks ago and it wasn't shit.
I need to be more focused, and I have a bet with my friends starting January 1st.
First one to drink has to do something stupid, and I'm not going to lose to this faggot, so... There you go.
He was the first time I did the show in Phoenix.