Chandler

The Bachelor and the Bachelorette need to be A, both extremely, extremely hot.

And especially the Bachelor, I'm just going to be real, he needs to be very, very rich.

That's how you get a good season because you get people actually obsessed with the lead.

Yeah, like super committed.

You know what's not a good season?

Nick Viall as The Bachelor, okay?

We're not buying it that people are fighting for this guy.

Any season of The Bachelor that looks like a guy I've seen on Hinge a million times, like some just mid guy.

You're not even sure if you're going to swipe right on him, let alone vie for his love on national television against 30 other girls.

It's like the type of guys where you're like, I just got to go on a lot of first dates till I meet the one.

Like you're just like, it's just a numbers game.

Yes, exactly.

You're like, I got to kiss a lot of frogs.

So I got to at least go on this date.

That's Nick Vile.

Honestly, The Bachelor, it's been years since it was actually that fun to watch.

And I saw something today about how they think ABC might just be canceling the whole franchise, like the whole Bachelor, Bachelorette franchise.

And I would be very happy about that.

They could easily bring it back, though, because guess what?

You know when the best seasons were Andrew Firestone, when it was like the heir to the Firestone tire fortune?