Chandler

Oh, I don't remember that.

I was like, you were probably in like the fourth grade.

And then Emily Maynard-

If you get them hot enough or rich enough or both, especially both, people will freak the fuck out and they will genuinely be so obsessed and it'll be so fun to watch.

I don't need a job, but I could take this job of casting this show.

Please hire Lauren and I by the hour.

We have a high hourly rate, but we will.

We will fix this show.

We will save the Bachelor franchise.

We'll come in there and we will fix this production.

We know exactly what to look for.

We have, you know, in Lauren's words, a high tolerance for male beauty.

Yeah.

And we can find the right people, find the right casting.

We can right this ship.

Why do you think the casting has been so bad with it?

I think that they felt like if you cast someone that people were already invested in, that you would more likely get viewers for the next season.

I'm not talking about Taylor.

I'm talking about, like, before Taylor.

Like because they're always casting from love rejects.