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I'm not following. You have a way to get more presents?

Okay, I get it. You've gone through another miracle. You're douche Santa. Awesome.

Okay, I get it. You've gone through another miracle. You're douche Santa. Awesome.

Okay, I get it. You've gone through another miracle. You're douche Santa. Awesome.

Oh, my God. Is that ham? Was that really in my ear? You put a ham in a Jewish person's canal.

Oh, my God. Is that ham? Was that really in my ear? You put a ham in a Jewish person's canal.

Oh, my God. Is that ham? Was that really in my ear? You put a ham in a Jewish person's canal.

Okay, so, just to get this straight, you want to sneak into a minor's private bedroom, startle them awake with meat magic, and then have them post it without parental consent, documenting the evidence of everything I just stated?

Okay, so, just to get this straight, you want to sneak into a minor's private bedroom, startle them awake with meat magic, and then have them post it without parental consent, documenting the evidence of everything I just stated?

Okay, so, just to get this straight, you want to sneak into a minor's private bedroom, startle them awake with meat magic, and then have them post it without parental consent, documenting the evidence of everything I just stated?

We're gonna get arrested. Again.

We're gonna get arrested. Again.

We're gonna get arrested. Again.

What did these kids ask for?

What did these kids ask for?

What did these kids ask for?

Oh my god. I gave the nice kids gifts to the naughty kids. How do we get more gifts?

Oh my god. I gave the nice kids gifts to the naughty kids. How do we get more gifts?

Oh my god. I gave the nice kids gifts to the naughty kids. How do we get more gifts?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I just ruined Christmas for the entire state of Alaska, the suicide capital of America. Okay, there's got to be something we can do. We could break into a mall.