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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I just ruined Christmas for the entire state of Alaska, the suicide capital of America. Okay, there's got to be something we can do. We could break into a mall.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I just ruined Christmas for the entire state of Alaska, the suicide capital of America. Okay, there's got to be something we can do. We could break into a mall.
Steal some gifts. The elves can replace them later. Alaska's small. It shouldn't be a big thing.
Steal some gifts. The elves can replace them later. Alaska's small. It shouldn't be a big thing.
Steal some gifts. The elves can replace them later. Alaska's small. It shouldn't be a big thing.
No! What about cute IOU notes with very specific promises so they know Christmas is real, just like a little late?
No! What about cute IOU notes with very specific promises so they know Christmas is real, just like a little late?
No! What about cute IOU notes with very specific promises so they know Christmas is real, just like a little late?
Yeah, dude, not helpful. Can Gaston Santa be quiet for a minute so I can think of a way to fix this giant mess I've made?
Yeah, dude, not helpful. Can Gaston Santa be quiet for a minute so I can think of a way to fix this giant mess I've made?
Yeah, dude, not helpful. Can Gaston Santa be quiet for a minute so I can think of a way to fix this giant mess I've made?
Okay, that's Jesus. Um, we could rob a candy place or a closed toy store. Does this thing have GPS?
Okay, that's Jesus. Um, we could rob a candy place or a closed toy store. Does this thing have GPS?
Okay, that's Jesus. Um, we could rob a candy place or a closed toy store. Does this thing have GPS?