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Why are folks still talking about trans athletes? Like, that is a losing talking point. America's not with it, and they keep making a micro or macro with that conversation. It impacts such a small, small group of people, but it makes a whole lot of people think folks lack common sense. So why are they even having that conversation?

Why are folks still talking about trans athletes? Like, that is a losing talking point. America's not with it, and they keep making a micro or macro with that conversation. It impacts such a small, small group of people, but it makes a whole lot of people think folks lack common sense. So why are they even having that conversation?

And I can't believe it's states that still want to die on that hill. Like, none of these states have a high percentage of trans athletes. So what's the issue?

And I can't believe it's states that still want to die on that hill. Like, none of these states have a high percentage of trans athletes. So what's the issue?

And I can't believe it's states that still want to die on that hill. Like, none of these states have a high percentage of trans athletes. So what's the issue?

All right. All right. All right. For the last year or so, people like me have been running around tearing our hair out, saying Donald Trump is going to destroy democracy. Yeah, I tore my hair out. What do you think happened to it? But three weeks into Trump part two, I don't think he's going to destroy democracy anymore. I think he's already done it. The oligarchy is already here.

All right. All right. All right. For the last year or so, people like me have been running around tearing our hair out, saying Donald Trump is going to destroy democracy. Yeah, I tore my hair out. What do you think happened to it? But three weeks into Trump part two, I don't think he's going to destroy democracy anymore. I think he's already done it. The oligarchy is already here.

I haven't seen CEOs this happy since they caught Luigi at that McDonald's. Yeah. And now Trump has handed over the keys to the whole government. The Elon Musk. Yeah, that's right. Elon Musk, world's richest man child, the guy who innovated rockets and really innovated hand waving. And Musk is already doing so much to damage America that ISIS is getting FOMO.

I haven't seen CEOs this happy since they caught Luigi at that McDonald's. Yeah. And now Trump has handed over the keys to the whole government. The Elon Musk. Yeah, that's right. Elon Musk, world's richest man child, the guy who innovated rockets and really innovated hand waving. And Musk is already doing so much to damage America that ISIS is getting FOMO.

Yeah, yeah. Elon is stripping the federal government like it's Kanye's wife at the Grammys. If you think about it, Elon is the Kanye of the government. An egomaniac. No, he's an egomaniac coasting off early success who is way more into Hitler than you would have thought. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Elon is stripping the federal government like it's Kanye's wife at the Grammys. If you think about it, Elon is the Kanye of the government. An egomaniac. No, he's an egomaniac coasting off early success who is way more into Hitler than you would have thought. Yeah.

Somehow Trump demanded we get rid of DEI, then gave the job of co-president to an unqualified, unelected African immigrant. This country isn't supposed to be run by incompetent foreigners. It's supposed to be run by incompetent Americans. I can't believe I'm saying this during Black History Month, but Elon, go back to Africa. And take your little minions, too.

Somehow Trump demanded we get rid of DEI, then gave the job of co-president to an unqualified, unelected African immigrant. This country isn't supposed to be run by incompetent foreigners. It's supposed to be run by incompetent Americans. I can't believe I'm saying this during Black History Month, but Elon, go back to Africa. And take your little minions, too.

Big Balls. This is how I know Elon is running with a crew of virgins. I never met anyone who's really in the balls, okay? No one's like, send me a scrotum pick and get that dick out of the way, all right? I want to see what those balls do. I need a man hung like a beanbag chair. Pause. How are you going to put 19 to 24-year-olds in the driver's seat, all right?

Big Balls. This is how I know Elon is running with a crew of virgins. I never met anyone who's really in the balls, okay? No one's like, send me a scrotum pick and get that dick out of the way, all right? I want to see what those balls do. I need a man hung like a beanbag chair. Pause. How are you going to put 19 to 24-year-olds in the driver's seat, all right?

They're not even old enough to rent a car. Maybe it's just me, but I don't want the people destroying the government to only know Andre 3000 is the flute guy. Yeah. So we're in some dark times, people. I just hope the Democrats are organizing an effective opposition to all this. Show them what you're made of, Dems.

They're not even old enough to rent a car. Maybe it's just me, but I don't want the people destroying the government to only know Andre 3000 is the flute guy. Yeah. So we're in some dark times, people. I just hope the Democrats are organizing an effective opposition to all this. Show them what you're made of, Dems.

You're unwinding with a pink drink in the middle of the game. Motherfucker, get some amphetamines and get back on the field. Okay? Come on, man. You got Elon out here pumped up on Mars juice and ketamine and you're out here having a sea breeze? Get in this fight, Dems. Your mascot is a donkey. Donkey punch these motherfuckers. a rally or something.

You're unwinding with a pink drink in the middle of the game. Motherfucker, get some amphetamines and get back on the field. Okay? Come on, man. You got Elon out here pumped up on Mars juice and ketamine and you're out here having a sea breeze? Get in this fight, Dems. Your mascot is a donkey. Donkey punch these motherfuckers. a rally or something.

Okay, see, see, see, now I need a pink drink. I need something to sip on. Lord have mercy. Yeah. This entire generation of them leadership has got to go, man. All right? One of those guys had a pimp cane and he still didn't seem tough. You know how hard that is? He'd be the first pimp where his hoes slap him, all right?