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Charlamagne tha God

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1030 total appearances

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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Gaza Backtrack, Trans Sports Ban, Garden of American Heroes | Ke Huy Quan

Okay, see, see, see, now I need a pink drink. I need something to sip on. Lord have mercy. Yeah. This entire generation of them leadership has got to go, man. All right? One of those guys had a pimp cane and he still didn't seem tough. You know how hard that is? He'd be the first pimp where his hoes slap him, all right?

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Gaza Backtrack, Trans Sports Ban, Garden of American Heroes | Ke Huy Quan

Kick him out, vote him out, hide their life alert, make him walk down whatever stairs Mitch McConnell uses. I don't care. It just needs to change, all right? Please tell me there are some young Democrats who can speak clearly on this. What do we need? What do we need? Some subtitles for starters. Did Joe Biden sneeze and give all of you dementia? You know what? Forget the Democrats.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Gaza Backtrack, Trans Sports Ban, Garden of American Heroes | Ke Huy Quan

Kick him out, vote him out, hide their life alert, make him walk down whatever stairs Mitch McConnell uses. I don't care. It just needs to change, all right? Please tell me there are some young Democrats who can speak clearly on this. What do we need? What do we need? Some subtitles for starters. Did Joe Biden sneeze and give all of you dementia? You know what? Forget the Democrats.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Gaza Backtrack, Trans Sports Ban, Garden of American Heroes | Ke Huy Quan

And let me talk to Republican politicians for a second. I get you want to cut government spending down to the bone, but remember, Musk isn't just coming for poor kids that you don't care about. He's coming for your red states. He's coming for Medicare, Medicaid, farm subsidies. There is no community in America this won't impact.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Gaza Backtrack, Trans Sports Ban, Garden of American Heroes | Ke Huy Quan

And let me talk to Republican politicians for a second. I get you want to cut government spending down to the bone, but remember, Musk isn't just coming for poor kids that you don't care about. He's coming for your red states. He's coming for Medicare, Medicaid, farm subsidies. There is no community in America this won't impact.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Gaza Backtrack, Trans Sports Ban, Garden of American Heroes | Ke Huy Quan

It's not a black thing, a white thing, a gay thing, a straight thing, a spit on that thing thing. White conservatives, I expect more from you, okay? You're just gonna roll over and let an African colonize you? Apparently they are.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Gaza Backtrack, Trans Sports Ban, Garden of American Heroes | Ke Huy Quan

It's not a black thing, a white thing, a gay thing, a straight thing, a spit on that thing thing. White conservatives, I expect more from you, okay? You're just gonna roll over and let an African colonize you? Apparently they are.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Gaza Backtrack, Trans Sports Ban, Garden of American Heroes | Ke Huy Quan

You're supposed to care, okay? Even if you don't care, that's right. Even if you don't care about we the people, don't you care about your own power? Congress is supposed to control spending, and Trump is letting Musk do it while you watch. Elon is constitutionally cucking you, all right? I need you to give Musk the same energy you give George Soros.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Gaza Backtrack, Trans Sports Ban, Garden of American Heroes | Ke Huy Quan

You're supposed to care, okay? Even if you don't care, that's right. Even if you don't care about we the people, don't you care about your own power? Congress is supposed to control spending, and Trump is letting Musk do it while you watch. Elon is constitutionally cucking you, all right? I need you to give Musk the same energy you give George Soros.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Gaza Backtrack, Trans Sports Ban, Garden of American Heroes | Ke Huy Quan

You've been talking all that nonsense about evil billionaires with Jewish space lasers. Elon's got real space lasers, okay? And Elon's poll numbers with Republicans are already crashing. But don't forget, they can't vote him out of office, but they can vote you out of office. Yeah, that's right. You think Elon cares about blowing up your political future? This man blows up his own rockets for fun.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Gaza Backtrack, Trans Sports Ban, Garden of American Heroes | Ke Huy Quan

You've been talking all that nonsense about evil billionaires with Jewish space lasers. Elon's got real space lasers, okay? And Elon's poll numbers with Republicans are already crashing. But don't forget, they can't vote him out of office, but they can vote you out of office. Yeah, that's right. You think Elon cares about blowing up your political future? This man blows up his own rockets for fun.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Gaza Backtrack, Trans Sports Ban, Garden of American Heroes | Ke Huy Quan

So Republicans, I know it's tough to stand up to Trump and Musk right now, but our democracy and your jobs depend on it. So if you don't want the mob turning on you, you need to act like a 19-year-old tech bro and grow some big balls. But that's just my opinion.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Gaza Backtrack, Trans Sports Ban, Garden of American Heroes | Ke Huy Quan

So Republicans, I know it's tough to stand up to Trump and Musk right now, but our democracy and your jobs depend on it. So if you don't want the mob turning on you, you need to act like a 19-year-old tech bro and grow some big balls. But that's just my opinion.

The Megyn Kelly Show
Tucker Carlson, Shawn Ryan, Bill Maher, Charlamagne, and More: Most Memorable Interviews From 2024

Um, simply because I'm, you know, I'm not, I'm not a fan. And, you know, I don't think that, uh, you know, an endorsement, like people think that me not wanting to endorse means that I'm not voting, which I think is the strangest, strangest thing ever. There was another moment in that conversation where I even said, hey, that's third party candidates.

The Megyn Kelly Show
Tucker Carlson, Shawn Ryan, Bill Maher, Charlamagne, and More: Most Memorable Interviews From 2024

Um, simply because I'm, you know, I'm not, I'm not a fan. And, you know, I don't think that, uh, you know, an endorsement, like people think that me not wanting to endorse means that I'm not voting, which I think is the strangest, strangest thing ever. There was another moment in that conversation where I even said, hey, that's third party candidates.

The Megyn Kelly Show
Tucker Carlson, Shawn Ryan, Bill Maher, Charlamagne, and More: Most Memorable Interviews From 2024

Um, simply because I'm, you know, I'm not, I'm not a fan. And, you know, I don't think that, uh, you know, an endorsement, like people think that me not wanting to endorse means that I'm not voting, which I think is the strangest, strangest thing ever. There was another moment in that conversation where I even said, hey, that's third party candidates.

The Megyn Kelly Show
Tucker Carlson, Shawn Ryan, Bill Maher, Charlamagne, and More: Most Memorable Interviews From 2024

Whoopi told me she'll beat my behind if I bring up, you know. third party candidate. So I just think it's kind of strange where we are as a culture and as a society, where it's almost like there's either one of two extremes.

The Megyn Kelly Show
Tucker Carlson, Shawn Ryan, Bill Maher, Charlamagne, and More: Most Memorable Interviews From 2024

Whoopi told me she'll beat my behind if I bring up, you know. third party candidate. So I just think it's kind of strange where we are as a culture and as a society, where it's almost like there's either one of two extremes.

The Megyn Kelly Show
Tucker Carlson, Shawn Ryan, Bill Maher, Charlamagne, and More: Most Memorable Interviews From 2024

Whoopi told me she'll beat my behind if I bring up, you know. third party candidate. So I just think it's kind of strange where we are as a culture and as a society, where it's almost like there's either one of two extremes.

The Megyn Kelly Show
Tucker Carlson, Shawn Ryan, Bill Maher, Charlamagne, and More: Most Memorable Interviews From 2024

And if you're a person who just, you know, simply chooses to be objective, simply, you know, chooses to look at, you know, both candidates and say, Hey, I think there's some right things here. There's some wrong things there. There's some good things here. There's some, you know, good things over here. Like just me being able to explore, uh, Both options are all options that are out there.