Charlene Kaye

Really badass, but not too masculine.

You know, all the things men have to think about.

So when you start the song, you're not going to sing.

You're not going to sing.

You're going to talk.

Lots of vocal fry.

You're going to talk.

Then the main rapper comes in, and she has something the first girl doesn't have, which is... bangs.

Now I'm gonna rap like a sexy baby I'm a savage, you all wanna hate me Now I'm gonna twerk like Cardi B Cause the Bronx is a neighborhood in Korea And then, you might know Korea's a very Christian nation So you can't really sing about sex So instead, you're gonna sing about fruit

It's not about sex, we just really like fruit.

And then after fruit, logically, you're going to sing about guns.

I'm serious.

But you have to stay cute.

Never mind that guns are illegal to civilians in South Korea.

You're really cute, but you're also in N.W.A.

All right, now let's talk about the boy groups.

First thing you're gonna do is join the other members of your group who are 23 ripped twinks, and you're gonna rap some sexy nursery rhymes.

Now, how do you do that?

You just gotta whisper everything like it is the filthiest thing you've ever said to anyone.

It's so easy, just like this.