Charles W. 'Chuck' Bryant
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Yeah, for sure. And, you know, some of the some of the songs that you, you know, even if you're not a fan of this kind of thing, just kind of leaked into the public consciousness, like Give My Regards to Broadway from George Cohen. He also wrote Yankee Doodle Dandy and and over there during World War One. This is when Irving Berlin came around.
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I don't know. I was singing that earlier. I was singing Give My Regards to Broadway. Wow.
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One of the, as you'll see, kind of a series of poor Jewish immigrant families that came to New York and the children of those families ended up being like these amazing Broadway writers and composers. He wrote things like Annie Get Your Gun and There's No Business Like Show Business, your old favorite.
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And it wasn't just musical theater at the time. This sort of post-World War II era also had some pretty legendary plays, like The Iceman Cometh from Eugene O'Neill and Lorraine Hansberry's Raisin in the Sun, of course. But it was Times Square after all. So in World War II, that's when you started seeing...
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Some, you know, the usual thing that would happen was like burlesque theater, eventually peep show, maybe regular movie theater and then porn theater.
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That's great. I do not know the Neon Lights one. I should have looked that up, but I do know Give My Regards to Broadway is from Little Johnny Jones from 1904, written by George M. Cohan.
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Yeah, like if you go to a musical today, you're not assured to, but more than likely you're going to be seeing what's called a book musical. And that is when the musical, when the songs are central to the plot and the storyline and moving things along. It's not just like, and here's a song to add to this musical review kind of thing. Right.
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They still have those sometimes, but it's kind of a throwback. Like these days, the book musical...
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Yeah, I mean, people were not doing that at the time. They also had blackface in that review because that was something they were also doing at the time, but it was also pretty, you know, progressive in some ways by, like, having an integrated cast.
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Yeah, and just to be clear, it was truly integrated. I wasn't saying the blackface was integration. It had real integration and also blackface, which I don't quite understand.
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Yeah, I don't know how they were doing things in 1927.
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Right, exactly. So Hammerstein is doing his thing, doing pretty well. Jerome Kern's great. But all of a sudden, a dude lopes onto the scene named Richard Rodgers. And Hammerstein said, Rogers and Hammerstein. That sounds, that has a nice ring to it. They're old buddies, old former classmates from Columbia years earlier.
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And Rogers approached Hammerstein and said, hey, there's this play, Green Grow the Lilacs from Lynn Riggs. Why don't we turn that into a musical? And why don't we do a little different? Like, why don't you write the words to this thing first? I'll write the music. And I don't know, let's use an exclamation point in the title. Let's just call it Oklahoma.
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Yeah, I mean, giants to this day of the industry, South Pacific, The Sound of Music, The King and I. I mean, their names are basically synonymous with musical theater.
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So there were some like huge, huge shows of the late 20th century that sort of helped redefine Broadway. West Side Story was one. This was what kind of where the idea of the triple threat came along because they didn't have, you know, for a while there, there was like a separate chorus and that like did the dancing and stuff. And
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I didn't know Kraftwerk, they say the neon lights are bright. Is that how theirs goes?
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West Side Story was one of the first ones in 1957 to be like, hey, you're the lead actor. You're also singing. You're also dancing because that's all part of it. And all of a sudden, the triple threat was a thing. And that was the real start of another giant of Broadway, Stephen Sondheim.
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No, he wrote the lyrics. And then another name you might have heard of, Leonard Bernstein, was a composer for West Side Story.
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Yeah. Yeah. I always wanted to see Cabaret.
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Yeah, it was good. Hair, we have to talk about Hair from 1968. This is a musical that, and Livia points this out, it wasn't just commenting on what's going on in history at the time. It really helped kind of shape it in real time. It was the first rock musical, something I'm a big, big fan of. Oh, yeah? Yeah, like the jukebox, I have such a hard time with that. Musicals are okay.
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Not my favorite, but those 70s, Jesus Christ Superstar and Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat and Hair, like that stuff is so groovy and so cool because it's like 60s and 70s.
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Yeah. Or Merkin, because that was an all the whole cast was nude, very famously in one scene. But it did help launch the careers of Diane Keaton was in that original production, as was Meatloaf, a man whose house I have been at.
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By the way, this is a listener suggestion. So big thanks to Sarah Nagy for sending this in.
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Super cool. Have not seen it either. Sondheim also very well known for Sweeney Todd, the demon barber of Fleet Street. I have seen that. I have not seen that. But friend of the show, Scott Aukerman, highly recommends it, said it's like one of the best shows he's ever seen. It's great. Yeah, I got to check it out.
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Yeah, and that began a run in 1975 of like a dozen years where some of the giants of all time were launched. Chorus Line, Chicago in 1975. Les Mis in 1987. Cats in 1982, which we'll talk about that a little more in a sec, and then Phantom in 88.
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But Cats very famously was a very, very long running show that like some people love, some people hate, some people think it's brilliant, some people make fun of it. But lyricist Tim Rice got together with composer Andrew Lloyd Webber, the Webber Rice team. They did the amazing technical Dreamcoat, Jesus Christ Superstar, Evita. And then they said, hey, let's turn this T.S.
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Eliot, Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats into a musical and have real people dressed up as cats.
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I've never seen any iteration of cats. I want to see something.
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Oh, no. You couldn't go, like, fake sick or anything?
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Your dad would have been, throw up in this bag. You'll be fine. Right. And then Phantom. Phantom was 88. And I think that's another Andrew Lloyd Webber show. But I think that was one of the first ones to really ramp up, got real designy and included some special effects. And I think that kind of started that trend of making things a little bigger.
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We tried to see Phantom at the Fox Theater here in Atlanta. And I actually just joined the Broadway season for next season. The season's run from May to May, I think, on regular Broadway. I'm not sure about the Fox, though. I think it may be about the same. But we tried to go see Phantom years ago, but we're both so distracted. It was when we were trying to buy our first house.
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And we were obsessed with this house we were trying to get a bid on. And it was just one of those deals where we were not there. Our head was elsewhere. And we finally just looked at each other and we were like, we need to get out of here.
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Oh, yeah. That's, I mean, impressive at the time. But yeah, that's 35 years is impressive.
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That's right. And non-musical theater.
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So we got to talk a little bit about Times Square. Even before the 70s came along, it was a pretty rowdy place. In the early teens, there was a 1 a.m. curfew because it was such a rowdy place. There were speakeasies there during Prohibition, burlesque in the 30s.
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And then from the 60s and into the 90s, I think I mentioned this before, when I first started going to New York in the mid-90s, there were still peep shows there. It was right before the final cleanup happened, thanks to a few different mayors, but Mayor Ed Koch, certainly David Dinkins, and then eventually Giuliani would finish up the work of cleaning up Times Square.
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So they started – they dipped their toe in the pond with renovating and renting out the new Amsterdam Theater, which at that point New York City had acquired in 1992 as part of the 42nd Street Development Program because it was one of those that followed the – for less theater than movie theater than porn theater model. I don't know if that was an official model.
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And then as they were remodeling that in 94, before they were finished, Disney opened Beauty and the Beast at the Palace Theater. Of course, the adaptation of the 91 animated film. And it was almost a $12 million budget, the most expensive musical ever at the time, and ended up running for about 13 years to total grosses of about 430 mil.
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Yeah. I mean, the returns on Broadway, if you can get a smash hit going, you know, it's not like you have to sink $200 million into it like you do a big budget movie.
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For sure. Should we take our second break?
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All right, we'll be right back and finish up on Broadway right after this.
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All right. So Broadway, you can go for escape a spare. You always have been able to. You still can. But starting in the mid-90s with Rent, people really started tackling some heavier topics. Jonathan Larson's rock musical talked about addiction and suicide and poverty and AIDS. Rent was another one I left. It was fine, but it was another situation where I was with friends and everyone was
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I can't remember. There was some weird distraction where everyone was like, do you want to leave? I think our seats were bad or something. And it just wasn't happening. But I want to see Rent again. Larson very tragically died at 35 years old of an aortic aneurysm the night before it premiered off Broadway.
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Yeah, I think I've detailed this a little bit, but I've gotten more into musicals, and I enjoy musical theater and Broadway, and we try to go to a show when we're in New York. And now we're doing an annual Broadway-only trip, like where we go see a few of them.
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Yeah. And, you know, I haven't seen many of those, but they did one of like the 80s rock. The Billy Joel's had one. Bob Dylan had one.
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Yeah, that's what I meant. The 80s rock one. That was Rock of Ages, right? But, you know, it's a thing. I prefer something with. I mean, they have stories built around the songs, like you said, so they can be okay. But I prefer something a little more straight ahead, not based, like original music, I guess, is what I'm trying to clumsily get out.
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Big fan of Wicked. Still recommend it. Finally saw it last year on Broadway. Unfortunately, it was not the wickedly talented Adele Dazeem. But that's where she made her name, along with, who was the original? Was it Kristen Chenoweth, I believe?
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We should call this episode Josh and Chuck Haven't Seen This.
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Hamilton is one I did not see, but we would be remiss if we did not mention it because it was such a landmark play. Lin-Manuel Miranda.
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hip hop into historical context on Broadway, which is a huge smash hit. And I saw it on the, you know, the TV version of the film, the musical. So and listen to it quite a bit. But I never saw it live.
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Well, and it was all sold out. So the only way to get tickets was to pay like $1,200 at the time. It would probably be even more now. But now you can go see it, and I bet you can get tickets for a regular price. Sure.
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Yeah, I need to. That's on my list. A couple of good friends have seen it and said it's great. So I'm going to go see that soon, I hope. These these make a lot of money. Like I said, Wicked set a weekly record in December of this past year, obviously buoyed by the popularity of the movie. But the first ever show to have a five million dollar week.
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Yeah, pilgrimage. But I do love the plays, and we are, in fact, going to see Gary Glenn Ross in May. Haven't you seen the movie? I have, but this has got that killer cast on Broadway. I don't know if you heard about it or not.
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And last season, the 23-24 season, again, ran from May to May. Total grosses of $1.54 billion, more than 12 million attendees, over 71 productions, with an average occupancy of 89.9. So the average Broadway show isn't even sold out. It's close to 90%.
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Yeah, I'm going to pick out a couple of these. I'm going to pick out Moose Murders from 1983. It is a farce, obviously, but it was bankrolled by an oil heiress named Lily Robertson and directed by her husband and starring... The oil heiress, Lily Robertson, who bankrolled it, which should tell you it's not headed toward a great thing also because it's called Moose Murders.
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And it closed after one single performance. And New Yorker art critic Brendan Gill said that it would insult the intelligence of an audience consisting entirely of amoebas.
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Yeah, I mean, there's different ways to qualify it. Like, is it just bad, bad? Or is it notoriously a flop because of how much money it cost and it flopped? That was the case with a couple of them. But Carrie, an adaptation of the Stephen King horror novel... As a musical, in 1988, closed after 16 previews and five regular performances at an $8 million budget.
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So it's widely considered one of the biggest sort of just expensive flops of all time.
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Yeah, this has got Glenn Ross with Kieran Culkin and Bill Burr and Bob Odenkirk and others.
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Yeah. And believe it or not, that was it wasn't like an amateurish production. It was directed by Terry Hands, who ran the Royal Shakespeare Company for 13 years and was choreographed by Debbie Allen. So it was it was a big money thing that just was sounds like not a very good idea.
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Well, it has been revived with cult status off-Broadway in the 2010s, so it's one of those.
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Yeah. I mean, that had all the right ingredients to Broadway legend and film director Julie Taymor, who directed The Lion King on Broadway. They got Bono and the Edge to write the music. It was huge special effects and it was just problem after problem after problem. All like, you know, kind of front page or at least front page of the arts headline kind of problems.
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So I grabbed tickets for that right when they went on sale and I'm going and my friends are like, how'd you get tickets, man? You're so lucky. I'm like, I just logged on and got them when they went on sale.
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Yeah. And I've been to some previews. I saw Sarah Jessica Parker and Broderick do the which one was it? The Neil Simon one a couple of years ago. And that was in previews. Don't let like the idea of a preview turn you off because like usually they just go straight through and it's just like a regular performance. Like I've never seen a preview that where anyone stopped and did anything weird.
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And critics do actually see those because they will review the show before opening night because they have seen the preview.
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Yeah, that would be my guess. I'm not sure how that works. But I know it's always I'm not sure if it's like movies. I know movies sometimes they won't let the critics see it before it's released. And that always means it stinks. Yeah. So I'm not sure if Broadway does that or not, actually.
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I've seen quite a few in recent years, and I'll be going to more and more. So maybe we'll revisit this in 10 years, and I'll be more up to speed.
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I hope so. And before we end, I think we would be remiss if we didn't mention that we recently learned that we have, like, for sure, literally inspired not one but two Broadway shows from this show, right?
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Yeah. You know, just get on a, if you're into that kind of thing, you just jump on a little, like a Broadway direct email list and then you'll get the haps on all the haps.
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Yeah, that's amazing. And the other one we we found out from the producers of the show, they emailed us the one I think is it off Broadway on Sacco and Vincetti, right?
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Yeah, I'm gonna call this Rare Shoutout. We don't do shoutouts much just because we get a lot of requests to and it would just be shoutouts every week, but this one touched me. And this is from Cody in Raleigh, North Carolina. Hey guys, in 2018, my dad passed away leaving behind my mom. who, after 54 years of marriage, had never lived alone.
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She struggles with grief and anxiety-induced insomnia as a result, so I suggested she listen to Stuff You Should Know for middle-of-the-night companionship to help her get her mind off her troubles. She did, and she's been a huge fan ever since. She calls you my guys, and this parasocial relationship has been a true lifesaver for her.
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When I call her up day or night, the podcast is off and on in the background, keeping her company while she does dishes or rests. Y'all are about the same age as me and my brother, so she feels an auntie-like affection for you. Her 80th birthday is in April, and I believe we've already missed it by the time this would come out.
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But I've been struggling with what to do for her as a fun surprise outside the party she's having this week. And Cody asked for us to send a video or something, but I said, how about this? We'll do a rare shout-out. and say hello to your wonderful mother on her 80th birthday, Bonnie Nichols. Bonnie, we love you, and we feel like you're our Auntie Bonnie as well.
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And it makes me feel really happy to know that you're out there with us listening to us. So that parasocial relationship goes both ways. So happy birthday, Auntie.
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Yeah, that is the ticket service run for the not-for-profit theater development fund. And that is if you're in New York and you're like, man, I wish I could go to a show, but I don't want to jump on a resale website and pay a ton of money. There are booths in Times Square and satellite booths at South Street, Seaport, and Lincoln Center where you can get tickets.
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Day of you can go get day of tickets for people that are like, I can't go Broadway. Can you help me sell these?
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Yeah. And I got to say, and, you know, we'll get to this or I might as well say it now. The the largest Broadway theater, if you've never been, you might be used to like Broadway in your hometown at like the 5000 seat theater or something like they have here at the Performing Arts Center. Yeah. Or the Performing Arts Center. But in New York, they're they're pretty small.
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The largest one is the Gershwin Theater at nineteen hundred thirty three seats. The smallest of the how many theaters is it total? Forty two.
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Forty one theaters. Forty one. The smallest is the haze at five ninety seven. So, you know, if you're in town, you want to check out a show in most of those theaters. Most of the seats are pretty great and it's fairly intimate.
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I mean, from my experience stuff, you know, if you go to see some of the classics there, you know, they're big productions, but they're not maybe not as like special effects heavy productions. They definitely, I feel like, have jazzed them up a lot more in more recent years with more sort of jaw dropping moments of like kind of I can't believe they did that live kind of stuff.
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But like, for instance, last time we went, we saw the... This is my death. We saw one of the ones we saw was the new-ish Death Becomes Her, which is I can't recommend enough. It is one of the funniest musicals you will ever see. But it wasn't some lavish production, but they had a couple of very well-placed sort of special effects that were very fun.
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And so I think you need to sort of wow the crowd a little bit more these days.
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No, I mean, but maybe not special effects, but the sets are still very big and there's a lot of money poured into it. Your plays are going to be a little more like stripped down.
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Yeah, I think Wicked was the most expensive. It was 290 average price.
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Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's the average ticket price. So the cheaper seats for like a show like Wicked or I don't know, probably in the in the hundreds and something, which is still I mean, that's a lot of money. But I don't know that you can go like if your question is, can you go see a Broadway show for like forty five bucks?
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That's my question. I don't know. And I doubt it.
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Although I'll have to look at my Glenn Gary tickets. I don't know that those were like crazy expensive, but I'll check while you talk.
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Yeah. So that's the street. Broadway, the theater district, is between Times Square to 53rd Street and then the side streets from 6th to 8th Avenues. And like I said, it's 41 theaters. And with that smallest one, the Hayes being 597, they're all at least 500, almost 600 theaters.
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And like I said, the Gershwin is the largest at 1933. And, you know, that's where theater happens. And we're going to talk a little bit about sort of the early theater days, because if you're talking New York theater, you're going to have to go back to 1732 to see the first – or at least the first record of a performance of a play there. It was called The Recruiting Officer.
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And that was some Londoners traveling through town. And it was the new theater on Nassau Street. But that was near Broadway, but not anywhere close to the theater district. It was way, way downtown in what would now be the financial district.
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Yeah, that's good. Included, just with the governor?
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Yeah, and we'll get to that. That was sort of the way it went for a while. It was sort of like songs and sketches and stuff like that. That was what a musical was. But we wouldn't have any of this stuff. It hadn't been for some pretty notable people. The first one, well, he's actually the first Oscar Hammerstein of what would be two notable Oscar Hammersteins.
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yeah this is oscar hammerstein i that's right uh he moved from germany of course to new york city in 1864 and was a cigar factory floor sweeper until he invented a cigar machine and made quite a bit of money doing so such that he could start funding the opening of uh his passion which was opera so he opened the harlem opera house first in 1889
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And then that very first one in Longacre Square, which will be notable in about a minute and a half because you will learn what that became. Hammerstein's Olympia Theater at Broadway and 43rd and 44th. And then after that, the Republic Theater was in 1899, which is still there, but is now the new Victory Theater.
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Yeah, for sure. So the writing was on the wall. He opened those theaters. Other people were like, hey, we can invest money in this now that it's becoming a thing. The New Amsterdam Theater and the Lyceum Theater were both built around the same time in the early 1900s. And then, oh boy, we're probably more than a minute and a half after I promised it.
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I cannot stop singing. They say the neon lights are bright on Broadway.
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But in 1905, Longacre Square was renamed for the newly relocated New York Times offices, and thus it became Times Square.
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I was like, was it New York Times Square? And I was like, no, dummy. Just Times Square. Just Times Square. And it was around the same time that these three brothers, Lee Samuel and Jacob Schubert, a very popular theater name to this day, they opened up a bunch of theaters in New York and elsewhere. And the Schubert organization still owns and operates 17 of those 41 theaters.
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Well, there's a revival in good country music again. That's great. Like in the tradition of Merle Haggard and Johnny Cash.
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Yeah, he had his own variety show. It was actually pretty good. There were some, like, really great performances. Do you know how many nerds are like, get back to Star Wars? I know. I'm so sorry. All right, so the variety show is dying, sort of, and so they figure what a great time to take the biggest movie property on the planet. And wedge it into the variety show milieu.
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I don't know if wedge is the right word.
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Yeah. The guy they hired to direct it initially was a dude named David Acomba, and he had made his name for Welcome to the Fillmore East. It was a concert documentary with Van Morrison and the Byrds in 1971, and he actually was at USC Film School the same time as Lucas, even though they didn't know each other. And he only ended up directing about three segments of the thing.
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Yeah, before he walked off. Some say he was actually let go. But we'll get to him in a minute and who replaced him. Okay. As we get along down this gross road.
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All right, so we've established most of the main players. We'll get to a few more. We should point out that Mark Hamill and Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher, Peter Mayhew. They had no grounds to refuse to be on this, basically. Yeah. Pretty much. They were not huge, huge stars yet that could throw their weight around and say, this is terrible and I'm not doing it.
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Oh, yeah. In fact, in the opening credit sequence, they're showing the picture, the faces of the people. And you see Harrison Ford as if he's flying the Millennium Falcon. And you can just hear the guy off screen going, now look at the camera and just give a nod. Just look at the camera and give a nod. And he finally, you can tell he's pissed off.
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And he looks up at the camera and just sort of smirks.
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I felt bad for him. So early on, Valanci and others kind of... Did you feel bad for him, though, really?
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Well, early on, Valanche and others knew that they may be in trouble because they decided not to subtitle any of the Wookie dialogue. Right. And they literally started, after a brief opening scene, setting it up. Here's the basic plot is... Han Solo is trying to get Chewbacca back to Kazook in time for Life Day so he can celebrate with his family. That's the basis of the entire two hours.
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That's the basis of the entire two hours. They encounter a space battle, and they're delayed, and the next two hours are kind of what's going on while the delay is happening. Back on Kazook. Back on Kazook.
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I'm excited about this, I have to say. We should say happy Star Wars Day. Yeah, today is December 17th. I have my opening night tickets. Do you really? Sure. Wow. You don't?
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Yeah. Literally. So hold on. So you say there's a setup, right? Yeah, that's the initial setup. And then, Chuck, that's followed by this. Yeah, it's followed by literally 10 minutes, 10 solid minutes of incomprehensible Wookiee speak. So let's join it for a second, shall we?
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Like, I didn't even know who it was. I thought it might have been Chewbacca's mom and dad. Oh, yeah, that's possible.
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And I don't find out until later when Mark Hamill shows up via Skype call. Yeah. And says he really explains everything that had just happened. Like, you're Chewbacca's father. Right. Itchy. You're Chewbacca's son. Lumpy. Lumpy. Yeah. And you are Chewbacca's wife. Oh, Mala. Yeah, thank you.
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I didn't know that. Well, I mean, he's the only one that really appears in the movies.
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Kazook, yeah, he might have just been a fly-by-night Wookiee.
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Yeah, but not the case. Very famous Wookiee.
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All right, so he realizes there's a problem, Valanche. He goes to Lucas and is like, I don't know, man, this is your world, but it may not be the strongest thing to do to set this in Wookieeland and have all this incomprehensible dialogue. And he says he was met with a glacial stare.
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Yeah, and there was a little bit of background there. The cantina players in the band had appeared on other variety shows at that point. Yeah. And I think it went over fairly well just as a short segment on like the Richard Pryor variety show or Donny Marie. Yeah. Man, there were a lot of variety shows.
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In fact, they even hired a couple of writers from Shields and Yarnell. Which I hadn't heard of, had you? Oh, yeah. I watched it. It was these creepy, this mime couple who had their own variety show. And they figured these two will be great because they are used to working without words. Right.
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You black yourself out. Yeah. You go dark. I do. I make myself go to sleep, basically. You go to the dark side.
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That's right. And it eventually airs on –
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That's right. And according to Nielsen ratings, it attracted 13 million viewers, lost the second hour. Just in the U.S.
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it finished second to The Love Boat in the second, or I'm sorry, from eight to nine. And in the next hour, actually finished behind part two of a miniseries about Pearl Harbor starring Angie Dickinson. So it didn't even win their respective hours.
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All right, well, let's take a break, and then we'll talk a little bit more about the actual, I even don't want to call it content. But it is content in the strictest definition. Sure. Right after this.
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Well, happy Star Wars Day, though. I'm sure that I think this pairs nicely with Christmas, Star Wars Day. It's all come together.
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All right, so the show itself, we've given you the main plot line, which again is that Chewie is trying to get back to his home planet to celebrate Life Day with his family. Right. That's it.
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Quick math break. I believe that 2014 was the last Life Day. Man, we just missed it. And then again in 2017.
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Yeah, so some of the various things they did. There were guest stars. There was Harvey Korman from The Carol Burnett Show. Okay. One of my all-time favorites.
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Well, apparently he too was like the only one on set that was bringing levity. He was joking around and kind of kept spirits up.
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Yeah, he played, well, I don't even know the names, actually. We could look them up. But he played a Julia Child-like cook. There's an actual cooking segment. A long one. A very long cooking segment where Chewbacca's wife makes bantha stew. To kill some time. To kill some time.
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Yeah, so Harvey Korman is in drag as a four-armed, Julia Child-like TV chef. Right. I think it's Gormanda is her name. Gormanda? That makes total sense. Yeah. He also plays, there's this one weird bit where Chewbacca's son tries to figure out a way to trick the stormtroopers that the Empire had come and kind of, because the blockade raided the house and other properties.
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So he tries to trick them by, I think, rigging a comm link to speak in a different voice. So he has to watch the instruction manual. He watches an instruction video.
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That would have been great. Harvey Korman. And then the final role he had was as a bar patron in the cantina where... that drinks, he has a hole in the top of his head like a volcano where he pours his drinks in. That's how he drinks.
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She does. She is the, unbeknownst to everyone, she manages or maybe owns the cantina.
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No. Moz Def is a rapper. Oh, yeah. I think you mean Mos Eisley? Yeah.
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Yeah, and her song comes because they basically say there's a lockdown, so you've got to call last call at your bar. So she calls last call by singing a song to everyone.
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Yes, and if you have no idea what we're talking about, we are talking about Life Day, which is... a celebration that Wookiees in the Star Wars universe have every three years. Yeah, it's like their Christmas. Yeah, they celebrate.
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Yeah. All right. This is incomprehensible, but it goes on. So there in it, there's also Art Carney.
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Right. So he plays a trader, a human trader, that has recently been with Han Solo and Chewie and actually gets to Kazook and says, they're on the way, it's all good. Yeah, a trader, not traitor. Yeah, a trader is in trades humans for, you know, money.
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Yeah. He trades humans? Like he sells humans? I looked it up in the Star Wars Encyclopedia. It said that he was in the human trade.
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Yeah. So he comes bearing gifts. One of the gifts he gives is sort of like a little digital insert to a, oh, I guess you would call it a virtual reality. Hair dryer. Hair dryer. Hair dryer. Like a beauty shop hair dryer. Right. He gives it to Grandpa Itchy. Grandpa Itchy sits under this hair dryer, pops in this digital cassette, and it can only be described as softcore porn.
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Well, yeah, and she literally says to him, like, now I can see you're really excited. Yeah.
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Yeah, so then you've got another musical number.
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Supposedly, it's sort of like Earth Day, too. They celebrate the diversity of their ecosystem and also remembrance of the dead. And they also give gifts. They're like the Finns, basically. Yeah, it's a very interesting part of the Star Wars canon.
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All right. So there's also a – I know it seems like we're jumping around, but it's so mind-blowing.
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Like this is pretty much like blow for blow. Actually, I forgot earlier on in the special, there's one of my favorite sequences is when – Grandpa Itchy goes over to Lumpy and basically sets up... Remember the hologram chessboard that they played in A New Hope? Yeah. Basically kind of sets that up and says, here, just play this. He pushes the button, which is clearly a 1970s cassette recorder.
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And another, like... It's like a Cirque du Soleil acid trip gymnast routine happens in front of the kids' eyes. And again, this all just, it's not like it shows a snippet. They show the entire segments, like five, six, ten minutes long of all of these things.
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Who looks like somebody from Spaceballs, by the way.
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Yeah. And even the Jefferson Starship guys were like, yeah, it was sort of a weird trip. Like, we didn't get it. But we did it. Right. They gave us some money.
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Yeah, generally agreed upon as such, but not just us.
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Yeah, it's actually not a bad, and you can't find it in the one version I told you to watch. They removed it for copyright, but you can watch a separate version.
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Yeah, and it's very much reminiscent of, like, the cartoon style of the day, like a He-Man or something.
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Yeah, but it does have a plot that you can follow that makes sense as a Star Wars thing. Yeah. And it introduces Boba Fett, like you said, and it's actually not bad.
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Yeah, and Han and Chewie are in it, and it's the first time we see... And Darth Vader. It's the first time we see... Boba Fett and that he is just doing whatever he can do for money. Like Luke trusts him at first. C-3PO is like, are you sure you should trust him this quick? And he's like, oh, 3PO, you and your non-trusting ways. And then it turns out he's selling them out to the dark side.
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Yeah, I don't remember. Did you watch this when it came on? Yeah, I remember watching it, but I don't remember much about it, like if I made it through it all. I mean, I was 7 and it was on until 10, so I probably didn't make it through it all. Plus you were probably disturbed. Who knows? I just remember that. I'll have to ask my brother. He might have a memory of this. I'll bet he does.
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I'm sure he met everybody afterward or something like that, you know, has a picture. Well, he was 10 at that point, so cynicism had, you know, become a thing in his life probably. By then? Sure.
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Well, not only that, one of the worst things ever aired on television. Yeah, in this galaxy. Yeah, at first that sounds like hyperbole, like, come on, it's because it was Star Wars and we had high expectations.
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Yeah, you know what the first part of the quote is? Yeah. I'm not convinced the special wasn't ultimately written and directed by a sentient bag of cocaine.
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Yeah, so what happens is eventually Han Solo, should we say spoiler alert? Eventually Han Solo and Chewie make it to the planet. They park on the far side of the planet because they know the Imperial forces are there.
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Yeah, so they have to hike over there. They eventually make it back home. They find the stormtroopers at their house, their tree hut. Yeah, way high up. The paintings that set this up, I don't think we mentioned. I don't even call them matte paintings. It looks like someone painted something on the wall, and they just put a camera in front of it. Pretty much. Yeah.
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So they get back, and Chewbacca... Han Solo hides around the corner. Chewbacca steps in front of his son to protect him. Sure. Han Solo jumps out and... The stormtrooper trips over a pile of logs and falls over the balcony. And dies in a holiday special. So not only could he not shoot first with Greedo, but they couldn't even have him wrestle the stormtrooper and throw him off.
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He trips over a log. Right. And Han Solo has his hands thrown up like, wasn't me.
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Yeah. However, I watched it when I was a kid, then again this week, and you watched it twice this week.
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This holiday is yours, but we all share with you the hope that this day brings us closer to freedom and to harmony and to peace. No matter how different we appear, we're all the same in our struggle against the powers of evil and darkness. I hope that this day will always be a day of joy in which we can reconfirm our dedication and our courage.
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And more than anything else, our love for one another. This is the promise of the tree of life. Cue song. Right.
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Yeah. And apparently that was one of the big contingencies on Carrie Fisher being involved.
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She's going through a phase where she's like, I kind of like singing. Bruce Valanche calls it her Joni Mitchell period. Yeah, and she somehow convinced them to let her sing as Princess Leia.
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Yeah. So along the way, the original director quit. A new director, Steve Binder, was hired to finish the job and bring it in. And he did. Over the original $1 million budget, of course, always. He did bring it in. And at this point, George Lucas had... He was... He was working on Empire Strikes Back. He didn't know what was going on. He wasn't around for the shoot.
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It's one of those things. You start watching it, and you want to turn it off, but you want to see just how absurd it can get almost. Yeah, and it starts absurd. It stays absurd in the middle.
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No, it wasn't until it aired, I think, that he actually saw it. Yes, and it was a travesty, obviously, if you haven't noticed that by now. Critics hated it. Star Wars fans really hated it. Everybody hated it. The people who were in it hated it. Lucas hated it. Even Harvey Korman secretly hated it. Yeah, even Harvey Keitel hated it. Actually, he loved it.
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But Lucas has been asked over the years about it a lot, and he doesn't talk about it much. But in 2005, and I don't buy this for a second, he says it was an interview. He said, the special from 1978 really didn't have much to do with us, you know. That part is true. I can't remember what network it was even on, but it was a thing that they did. That's a lie.
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There's no way he doesn't know that was CBS. Yeah. We kind of just let them do it. I believe that. It was done by, I can't even remember who the group was, but they were Variety TV guys. I'm sure he remembers a few of them. We let them use the characters and stuff, and that probably wasn't the smartest thing to do, but you learn from those experiences. Yeah.
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I think they even used some of the footage from the movie. At the end. It looks like some of the space stuff. It's like a highlight reel.
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Well, and during the, it looked like some of the, they had some insert shots of like Imperial cruisers and TIE fighters and stuff that looked like it was from the movie.
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Well, and also that means it doesn't match the look of the rest of it at all. Yeah, that's true. It's just sort of inserted in there.
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Right, but did not. Didn't. And apparently Carrie Fisher told Lucas that if you want me to do DVD extras. Commentary. Yeah, commentary, then I want a clean original copy of the holiday special. Yes. So why? Go ahead. So I can play at parties when I want people to leave.
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Yeah, it's just a train wreck in every single sense of the word, top to bottom.
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Here's my final thought on it. I love it. It does not taint my Star Wars experience or my love for the franchise. And I'm glad it is out there because it's a fun little stain that shouldn't be taken too seriously. I think it adds to it, actually, because it's campy and awful. And I don't know, somehow that enriches the rest of it.
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I think my favorite parts are, well, there's a great Wilhelm scream. Yes, I noticed that too. Where the stormtrooper trips over the log. Jerry would not have noticed it. And then there's a part where all the Wookiee dialogue you can't understand, but there's clearly one part where Itchy and Lumpy are having an exchange where Lumpy, you can make it out, goes, I love you.
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But it's covered up. Someone was like, we have to have at least one exchange where you sort of know what they're saying.
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So it's this whole additional element that... It is weird. I never thought about it. There's just weird moments of silence all throughout it.
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Yeah. That's the lesson of life, Dave. It is. And in 2007, Riff Trax... The great Mystery Science Theater 3000 guys, Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett, and Kevin Murphy, provided audio commentary for the full version of the special. So try and go grab that if you can as well.
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Yeah, we have cool sort of fun articles about the Death Star and lightsabers.
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Hey guys, just finished listening to the Voynich Manuscript Podcast. Found it super interesting, especially the theories on its definition or origin. I know Josh mentioned Chuck's theory of it being drug-induced. It's somewhat surprising or even unlikely given the language in the manuscript follows linguistic laws.
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Only found it in the past 100 years, but if you think about it, it's tough to stray away from familiar structures, especially for something like language. I think back to when I was younger and friends invented their own languages and Or even in writing a song or poetry, creativity can sometimes be limited by what we know. So I just thought I'd contribute that to the conversation.
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Big thanks for all you guys do. I found the podcast after moving to San Diego in the last few years for some noise around my apartment. So basically we were blocking out noise. We do that. Which I love. And then as a way to get through traffic on my commute home from work, you guys are far more interesting and enjoyable than television and YouTube videos.
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I'm sure I've listened to hundreds and will continue to listen to hundreds more. Keep on keeping on. That is from Amy J. Moffitt.
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Yeah, there's a great... Over the years, there have been many segments of it on YouTube from badly dubbed VHS tapes.
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But there's one really pretty good version of it in full... Brought to you by WHIO, Dayton, Ohio, Channel 7. Woo, Ohio. Because that flashes up on the screen periodically. Man, it is high quality.
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We need to shout out some articles that we use for this. There's a great article in Vanity Fair called The Han Solo Comedy Hour! by Frank DiGiacomo. And then there's the Star Wars Holiday Special was the worst thing on television ever by someone we kind of know, Alex Pasternak. Yeah, from Motherboard. Yeah, which is not Wired. It's Vice.
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We wrote a little bit for Motherboard back then, and we had a call with Alex. We're like old Motherboard vets, basically. Wasn't there one more?
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Which is a famous quote supposedly at a convention by Lucas. Yes, which is not correct. He didn't ever say that? No. Okay.
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All right, here we are. There's Wooderson.
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No problem. So what has happened is Star Wars has become a huge, huge hit, seemingly out of nowhere. Yeah. Establishing George Lucas as one of the brilliant young minds in filmmaking. Even though it wasn't his first movie, it was his first huge, huge breakout hit.
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Yeah. There's a new hope, by the way. Yes. And I know we're going to get stuff wrong, nerds.
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So just go ahead and get your little fingers ready to email us.
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That's right. Producers Gary Smith and Dwight Hemion were working over at CBS, and they said this is a great way to keep the spirit alive while you're making your other movie, maybe move some more toys. Yeah, which George Lucas got a cut of all the toys. Sure.
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So it was right before Thanksgiving, and he said there would be a lot of people watching TV pre-holiday season, or I guess in the holiday season.
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So Lucas says, all right, let's do this. I don't have a ton of time, but how about this? I'll get a story together, and then you can go hire a whiz-bang team of veteran writers and producers and directors. Whatever genre you think is appropriate.
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Yeah, so Lucas said, here's my idea. I want it to be based on Wookiees, and I want it to take place on their home planet of Kizuk, or Wookiee Planet C. Is that how you say it, Kizuk? That's how it's pronounced in the holiday special, but it's also pronounced different ways other times. I would have pronounced it K-A-S-H-Y-Y-Y-K.
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Also called G5623, Wookiee Planet C, or Edeon, is a mid-rim planet.
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Absolutely. He was burned and had an iron grip after that on everything. So... Here's some of the folks behind it. Bruce Valanche, famous TV writer. You've probably seen him on Hollywood Squares.
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So Valanche was hired as a writer. A guy named... Lenny Ripps was hired as a writer. Who has some great quotes in that Vanity Fair article. He does. His first quote was, we were really excited because this is Star Wars. How could it lose? Famous last words. Who else was hired? There was a husband and wife team.
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uh the welches yeah who are the parents of of folk singer gillian welch who i'm a big fan of and i had no idea that her parents they were producers slash songwriters of the day they were big on the variety show scene which would turn out to be a really key cog in this whole experience so i feel like right about here jerry should insert a needle coming off of a record sound effect yeah
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Yeah, we're talking Carol Burnett show, one of my favorites.
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That's a big red flag. Sonny and Cher had just had its last season. I mean, what else? Like, Hee Haw was still going on. Probably. They didn't know when to quit.
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Yeah, remember the Mandrell sisters show? Yeah. I never watched that one.
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And 62 of those people jumped to their death in front of full view of New York City, including Frances Perkins.
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I don't know. But I tell you what, if you want to take a vote on maybe one of the most undersung while at the same time being most influential Americans to ever live, Neil Diamond. Oh, he was very sung.
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Yeah, I mean, she was already kind of headed down this road anyway. She was already part of the New York State Factory Investigating Commission. And because of this fire, which she – I don't think we said she was just having tea across the park there, ran over and saw this.
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One of the things she saw at one point, there were 20 people that had managed to get out a window onto a fire escape, one of those tiny little flimsy New York fire escapes. And all 20 of those people, the thing collapsed and they all fell to their 100 feet to their death right in front of her face.
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Yeah, absolutely. But this was sort of just the way it was. I mean, not absolving them, but she saw this as part of the bigger problem. Not like these two owners are responsible, but she was like it was an indictment of the system.
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No, but what was average was the fact that they didn't have fire codes. And she's the person that brought that in. By the time she was in her early 30s, she had called for and successfully called for exit signs, occupancy limits, sprinklers, fire escapes, unlocked doors and stairwells, how wide the doorways had to be depending on your factory floor, like all these sort of common sense things.
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Like a lot of people saw this stuff happen. and saw this incident that day and were horrified. But Frances Perkins said, nope, I'm going to change it. I'm a woman in 1911 and I'm in my early 30s, but I'm going to make this happen. And she did.
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You would be hard-pressed to overlook Ms. Perkins.
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Yeah, and she ingratiated herself to these male politicians a couple of different important times in her life. And the first one was Alfred E. Smith, like you were saying. So she rose along with him because he knew. He was like, man, I don't care if she's a woman or not. She works harder than anyone I know. And she gets the job done. So I'm just going to bring her along with me.
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Well, yeah. I mean, I talked about her very large brain. And her higher education, she was super, super smart. Like I said, she majored in chemistry and physics, even though her real love was econ. So it's like, are you kidding me?
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Yeah, and if you are... One of those people who was unfortunate to not be able to work right now during quarantine and the effects of COVID-19. And you are not lucky enough, but, you know, deservedly enough receiving unemployment insurance. You can thank Francis Perkins for that.
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Yeah. So when he came into his governorship, she had already been named and was the chairperson, called it a chairman back then, in 1926 of the State Industrial Board. She was doing a great job there. And then in 1929, FDR appointed her as the industrial commissioner of the state of New York. And what happens? The stock market crashes. The Great Depression hits America like a punch in the face.
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And she was the one who stepped in and got in his ear and said, you know what? Like, I know that we have to feed people right now. We have really immediate needs. But like you mentioned earlier in the episode, she thought about the big picture and long-term goals. She said, we need to really take swift action here. So with her help, they created a Committee on Employment.
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He appointed her the head of that. And then when he was elected president in 1933, he said, you know what? I'm going to appoint you to be my secretary of labor. That was huge. I've been working with you for 20 years. I trust you, and you're going to do a great job. And the public roundly said, what? A woman in the cabinet?
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Dude, she couldn't vote until she was 40.
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But wasn't allowed to vote for her boss, essentially.
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Oh, yeah, that scared them to death.
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Yeah, and pre the union stuff, like kind of right after the Great Depression hit, one of the first things they did together was created the Civilian Conservation Corps, the CCC, which was a really big success, one of the big early successes of the New Deal in that they said, you know what? We have all this – we have this workforce of these unskilled, unmarried men.
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And let's get these guys working in conservation. We have this vast areas of rural land and natural resources. And let's send these guys out there to work on this stuff. And they did. And it provided a ton of jobs to the Civilian Conservation Corps.
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Oh, I think you mean the Wagner Act. Yes.
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That's amazing. I feel like we had to have talked about her in our unions episode, and if we didn't— Shame on us, but also shame on the fact that she probably didn't pop up in our research, which is one of the problems.
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All right, so I'm going to pass that buck.
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The buck stops over there. Well, we're making up for it now either way.
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Yeah, and boy, we should do one on Social Security at some point.
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Go ahead. I'm looking at it. Well, no, I'm going to have our little assistant over here check that. Can you go and check on that? Okay. They're on it.
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Like we've ever had anyone that worked for us. That's the funny thing is when we get emails over the years, they're like, well, to Josh and Chuck and Jerry or whoever on your staff is reading this. It's like, yeah, it's pretty much us.
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Well, I want to be fair. To be fair, we work for a big podcasting network, and there are a lot of people that help us get stuff out in the world, but we have never had, like, a Stuff You Should Know staff of eight people who only work for us and research for us and all that stuff.
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I feel like—I'm glad you said that because it felt like I was patting ourselves on the back for a second there. No, the opposite. You dashed that very fast. Sure.
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So Social Security, what we're talking about in general, everyone knows what this is, is basically a system where younger, hardy people working hard in this country help out older people, retired people, perhaps disabled people, people that have had work-related accidents. People who wear funny hats. People who wear funny hats. Yeah.
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And pay into this system that ideally – and we're not going to get into the weeds here. That would come on our social security podcast. But ideally then when you are old or in need, then you have that same money waiting for you because of the younger generation and the younger workforce.
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Yeah. And it's not like, I mean, he didn't run for office with Social Security on his list of things to do.
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Yeah, and it's not like I was saying at all that FDR was like not a champion of it or was just lazy. He had a bunch of stuff going on, and he had a bunch of irons in the fire. So he needed her to come in and say, hey, listen, this is all great because we're in a – tragic situation right now, like we're trying to put out a fire.
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But what I want to do is make sure another fire doesn't happen in the future.
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Yeah, it would be dark ages stuff in this country.
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Yeah, and she also, you know, we talked about some of the things she did earlier in terms of her career, in terms of fair labor practices. But when she was secretary of labor, she had real teeth to make real change. And during her tenure, she helped craft the Fair Labor Standards Act. She helped establish minimum wage laws, maximum work hours laws. And she finally said, you know what?
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Maybe we shouldn't make labor for children better. Maybe we should not bring our children to work and make them work. So let's just get rid of child labor altogether.
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Yeah, and we want to thank HowStuffWorks. That's where part of this research came from and some other places. But notably, and I want to shout this out because this is a library intern at the FDR Library who wrote a paper called Honoring the Achievements of FDR Secretary of Labor, Jessica Brightman.
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Is that our cherry on top at the end?
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Oh, man. And not the drunk guy. I hate that guy. Okay. So when FDR passed away in 1945, she was the longest serving labor secretary and one of only two cabinet members to serve the entire length of his super, super long presidency. And she held over into Truman as well. He was like, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. So you're welcome to stay, which you don't see a lot of that anymore. Yeah.
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She published a biography, a bestseller about FDR called The Roosevelt I Knew. And here are a few other just sort of career feathers in her cap. She was the head of the American delegation to the International Labor Organization in Paris. Truman appointed her to the U.S. Civil Service Commission, which was a position she held until 1953 –
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And she basically accomplished every single one of her goals while she was Secretary of Labor except for one thing she went in there wanting to do, which was universal access to health care.
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That's right. And then after that, she did what a lot of people in public policy do. She went on to teach and lecture at the New York State School of Industrial and Labor Relations at Cornell University. She did that until she was 85 years old when she passed away in 1965.
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This is really good stuff, and she's a library intern, and we want to shout her out. Yeah, she did great. Or she was at the time. I imagine she's moved on from that internship.
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Well, and, you know, we mentioned why she's undersung there. You know, history is written by men. We all know this. And a lot of those New Deal histories in the 70s and 80s didn't even mention her, which is just staggering that you can write a history of the New Deal and not mention Francis Perkins. It's just like a black eye on any author that did something like that.
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So the cherry on top here at the end is World War II. World War II was not a cherry on top. But she was watching Hitler do his thing in Germany and got really worried. She's like, man, that guy's cranked up. She read about anti-Semitism and everything that was going on with the violence there, and she wanted to help German refugees escape.
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And at the time, the Coolidge administration, the immigration laws that came through his administration were really tough. And Americans were very fearful that relaxing these laws would increase the job competition and that Americans weren't going to have these jobs. And she said, you know what? I don't agree. The immigration service is under the Department of Labor.
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So Frances Perkins was born Fanny Coralai Perkins in Boston in 1880, but her relatives and her ancestors came from Maine. And it's kind of funny here at the beginning of this How Stuff Works thing, it says, she so undersung that even residents of her hometown of Damaris, Scotta, Maine didn't seem familiar with her legacy. I think that says more about Maine.
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And so I am going to put some quotas down to get some of these refugees here and to aid them. And she did that to great success.
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I'm going to call this Helping a Helper. And this is from Tawny. Tawny says this. Hey, guys, I've been sewing face masks for almost a month now, and I'm close to my 1,000th mask.
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That's a lot. I have given and donated to friends, family, coworkers. I'm a 911 dispatcher, by the way. Healthcare workers, retail workers, delivery people, postal workers, and other essential workers. People wearing funny hats. People wearing funny hats and complete strangers. Now that face masks have become mandatory here in San Diego...
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The need has grown substantially, and through all of this, you three have been with me and keeping me company. I should talk about Jerry, too.
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Old episodes and new have entertained me through the tedious hours of cutting fabric, ironing, pinning, and sewing. I started listening to your podcast while I was in the Navy and soon introduced you guys to my husband, who is still in the military. We have both listened and learned through the years together. Thank you for continuing your show and helping the helpers of the world.
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Side note, love the 911 dispatcher episode, and thank you for clearing up the pizza order myth. Second side note... I wrote my master's thesis on the use of body-worn cameras by law enforcement, and I decided to focus on that topic after listening to that awesome episode. Oh, neat. Yeah, it's pretty cool. All three of you were thanked and mentioned in the thesis, even.
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When I'm tired and don't want to sew anymore, I think of this quote from Mr. Rogers. Head down. When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.
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And that is from Tawny, and that's a great quote, Tawny. I'm going to use that in my own house.
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Is it Tony? Tony, T-A-W-N-Y.
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She lived here, great, good for her.
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So is this like an Adidas Puma thing?
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Which one was that? Depeche Mode. Depeche Mode? I can't. Oh, baby. Hey, that's Emily's jam. I mean, she probably has that...
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tattooed on her body somewhere uh and in fact we're both doing that none of my business we're both doing that that uh silly and i never do these things on facebook but i have time now the top 10 most influential albums and uh i was like which one are you gonna pick new order or depeche mode for her because that's a that's a tough one well i mean can't she's got 10 to choose from right yeah but i think for her those two are so inextricably tied that it was one or the other
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And she went with Depeche Mode because they were first and thus probably more influential.
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Well, who can blame her because we'll see later on about her. It's no accident that she's lost a history in many ways.
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But what she was also was highly educated. She graduated from Mount Holyoke in 1902 where she majored in chemistry and physics even though she made her name in economics, which means she was a very well-rounded human and had a very large brain.
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Yeah, big time. This is post-college. She went to Philly. and she became general secretary of the Philadelphia Research and Protective Association.
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Well, she was in charge of investigating – employment agencies that were fake and that preyed on women, immigrant women specifically. And she had to sort of deal with the dregs of society in that job and did so very successfully and then decided she wanted to keep her education going.
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So while she was in Philly, she went to the Wharton School of Finance and Commerce at the University of Pennsylvania because that's super easy and light learning. And then after that, She went to Columbia where she earned a M.A. in social economics in 1910.
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That's right. And after Columbia, after she got that master's, for two years she served as executive secretary of the Consumers League of New York. And this is where she really – felt her life calling to improve wages, improve working conditions, because this was 1910 through 1912, and things weren't great in factories at the time.
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We could do a podcast on – I don't know what the focus would be necessarily – Because we've done labor unions, but— Just labor conditions would be eye-opening.
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Yeah, she wouldn't stand around and wait for the statue to be built in her honor.
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Should we take a break? Yes. All right. We're going to take a break and talk about a pretty devastating fire in New York City that changed the course of her life right after this.
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What fire, Chuck? I'm talking about the Triangle Shirtwaist Fire in Manhattan, sort of near Washington Square Park in Greenwich, right next to Washington Square Park in Greenwich Village.
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It is, and I tried to pinpoint if that was the building where I actually had my film classes. Was it? I don't know. I can't quite tell. We got to know, Chuck. I'll see if I can find out. But a shirtwaist was a woman's blouse is what they called it at the time. And this was a factory that made women's blouses. If you worked there, you were probably a young woman. You might be an immigrant.
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You would work about 52 hours a week. Oh, I saw 12 hours a day, seven days a week. What does that math turn out to?
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Well, let's say between 52 and 80 hours a week.
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Right. So I saw 52. Either way, they made between $7 and $12 a week making these blouses for women.
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Yeah, it wasn't good. And because this was a factory in New York in 1911, they had the doors locked. They had the staircases locked. They thought it prevented theft.
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If you remember what happened to locked doors and stairwells in our hotel fire episode, the same thing happened here on March 25th, 1911, when the Triangle Shirtwaist fire started because they think of a match or a cigarette butt thrown into a waste bin. And it just, you know, everything in there was flammable practically that wasn't metal. Right.
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because of all these fabrics, like highly flammable. It went up really quick. It's one of the deadliest U.S. workplace disasters of all time to this day. 146 workers died, 123 of which were women and girls between the ages of generally between 14 and 23. The oldest was 43, but that was kind of an outlier. Mm-hmm.