Charlie Hartman

So, I mean, by the time it comes back to the store, we're already in another town.

So, I mean, I have like a year-round doing this. Like, I'm just making money. And I'm like, there's points where days I'm supposed to be out selling magazines door-to-door. I'm just out doing checks, and I come back, and the manager's like, did you sell anything today? I'm like, oh, yeah, I sold two magazines. Here's $90. Right. Like, I just made $1,000. I mean, like, who cared?

So, I mean, I have like a year-round doing this. Like, I'm just making money. And I'm like, there's points where days I'm supposed to be out selling magazines door-to-door. I'm just out doing checks, and I come back, and the manager's like, did you sell anything today? I'm like, oh, yeah, I sold two magazines. Here's $90. Right. Like, I just made $1,000. I mean, like, who cared?

So, I mean, I have like a year-round doing this. Like, I'm just making money. And I'm like, there's points where days I'm supposed to be out selling magazines door-to-door. I'm just out doing checks, and I come back, and the manager's like, did you sell anything today? I'm like, oh, yeah, I sold two magazines. Here's $90. Right. Like, I just made $1,000. I mean, like, who cared?

Well, the problem was my pill habit got too big. And I got to the point where I wasn't doing checks properly. Now I'm knocking doors trying to sell magazines, right? I'm trying to make money. And I'm like going through people's bathrooms like, hey, I'm selling magazines to go to school. And they're like, oh, yeah, come on in. And I come in and be like, hey, can I use your bathroom?

Well, the problem was my pill habit got too big. And I got to the point where I wasn't doing checks properly. Now I'm knocking doors trying to sell magazines, right? I'm trying to make money. And I'm like going through people's bathrooms like, hey, I'm selling magazines to go to school. And they're like, oh, yeah, come on in. And I come in and be like, hey, can I use your bathroom?

Well, the problem was my pill habit got too big. And I got to the point where I wasn't doing checks properly. Now I'm knocking doors trying to sell magazines, right? I'm trying to make money. And I'm like going through people's bathrooms like, hey, I'm selling magazines to go to school. And they're like, oh, yeah, come on in. And I come in and be like, hey, can I use your bathroom?

And they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going through their medicine cabinet. I remember this old lady is like – I remember we were in Illinois and I'm going through this lady's medicine cabinet looking through pills. And I'm like trying to – and I end up taking the pills and putting them in my pocket. And she went right back in the bathroom right afterwards and she's like –

And they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going through their medicine cabinet. I remember this old lady is like – I remember we were in Illinois and I'm going through this lady's medicine cabinet looking through pills. And I'm like trying to – and I end up taking the pills and putting them in my pocket. And she went right back in the bathroom right afterwards and she's like –

And they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going through their medicine cabinet. I remember this old lady is like – I remember we were in Illinois and I'm going through this lady's medicine cabinet looking through pills. And I'm like trying to – and I end up taking the pills and putting them in my pocket. And she went right back in the bathroom right afterwards and she's like –

And I ran out the door, and I'm like, holy shit. She's like chasing after me, and I'm like, oh, my God. I know it's all going to come to an end, right? I mean, eventually, right? So...

And I ran out the door, and I'm like, holy shit. She's like chasing after me, and I'm like, oh, my God. I know it's all going to come to an end, right? I mean, eventually, right? So...

And I ran out the door, and I'm like, holy shit. She's like chasing after me, and I'm like, oh, my God. I know it's all going to come to an end, right? I mean, eventually, right? So...

We come to Florida. Now, that old saying about Florida, right? You come to Florida on vacation, leave on probation, come back on violation. Right. That's me. Like, when you were, I was like, Matt, where do you live? And Tampa's like, fuck. Anywhere but Tampa, God, please. But I was like, all right, you know, it's fine now.

We come to Florida. Now, that old saying about Florida, right? You come to Florida on vacation, leave on probation, come back on violation. Right. That's me. Like, when you were, I was like, Matt, where do you live? And Tampa's like, fuck. Anywhere but Tampa, God, please. But I was like, all right, you know, it's fine now.

We come to Florida. Now, that old saying about Florida, right? You come to Florida on vacation, leave on probation, come back on violation. Right. That's me. Like, when you were, I was like, Matt, where do you live? And Tampa's like, fuck. Anywhere but Tampa, God, please. But I was like, all right, you know, it's fine now.

But I was like, so, you know, so we come down here, and dude, this is right before Christmas. Like, 05, I'm like, dude, I'm so messed up on pills. I end up, like, knocking on this girl's door, and I'm like, hey, I'm selling magazines, let me in. And I walk in, and I go into the bathroom, you know, doing my little thing around, and I look into the bottom cabinet.

But I was like, so, you know, so we come down here, and dude, this is right before Christmas. Like, 05, I'm like, dude, I'm so messed up on pills. I end up, like, knocking on this girl's door, and I'm like, hey, I'm selling magazines, let me in. And I walk in, and I go into the bathroom, you know, doing my little thing around, and I look into the bottom cabinet.

But I was like, so, you know, so we come down here, and dude, this is right before Christmas. Like, 05, I'm like, dude, I'm so messed up on pills. I end up, like, knocking on this girl's door, and I'm like, hey, I'm selling magazines, let me in. And I walk in, and I go into the bathroom, you know, doing my little thing around, and I look into the bottom cabinet.

She's got freaking just stacks of grass, cash, pills. I'm like, oh, man. I'm like, oh, my phone rang. My boss is waiting for me. I got to go. You know what I mean? She fucking starts screaming and hollering. She's like, you're robbing me. I'm like, oh.