Charlie Hartman
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She's got freaking just stacks of grass, cash, pills. I'm like, oh, man. I'm like, oh, my phone rang. My boss is waiting for me. I got to go. You know what I mean? She fucking starts screaming and hollering. She's like, you're robbing me. I'm like, oh.
She's got freaking just stacks of grass, cash, pills. I'm like, oh, man. I'm like, oh, my phone rang. My boss is waiting for me. I got to go. You know what I mean? She fucking starts screaming and hollering. She's like, you're robbing me. I'm like, oh.
She knew. She knew. So I'm like, she comes right out, and I push her out of the way, and I just run out the door. And I'm like, as I'm running, keep in mind, I'm like, at this time, I'm over 500 pounds. I'm big now, right? I've lost a lot of weight since then. I'm over 500, right?
She knew. She knew. So I'm like, she comes right out, and I push her out of the way, and I just run out the door. And I'm like, as I'm running, keep in mind, I'm like, at this time, I'm over 500 pounds. I'm big now, right? I've lost a lot of weight since then. I'm over 500, right?
She knew. She knew. So I'm like, she comes right out, and I push her out of the way, and I just run out the door. And I'm like, as I'm running, keep in mind, I'm like, at this time, I'm over 500 pounds. I'm big now, right? I've lost a lot of weight since then. I'm over 500, right?
Okay. By the time I went to prison the first time, I was 610.
Okay. By the time I went to prison the first time, I was 610.
Okay. By the time I went to prison the first time, I was 610.
Yes. So just imagine this 500-pound guy just like, wah, wah, wah, wah. Like, I ran so fast, my shoe fell off, right? So, like, they found my shoe, like, and I'm, like, going down the hill. So, I call my manager, and he picks me up, and he's like, what are you doing? I was like, oh, this dog tried to attack me and stuff, and, like, I left my shoe.
Yes. So just imagine this 500-pound guy just like, wah, wah, wah, wah. Like, I ran so fast, my shoe fell off, right? So, like, they found my shoe, like, and I'm, like, going down the hill. So, I call my manager, and he picks me up, and he's like, what are you doing? I was like, oh, this dog tried to attack me and stuff, and, like, I left my shoe.
Yes. So just imagine this 500-pound guy just like, wah, wah, wah, wah. Like, I ran so fast, my shoe fell off, right? So, like, they found my shoe, like, and I'm, like, going down the hill. So, I call my manager, and he picks me up, and he's like, what are you doing? I was like, oh, this dog tried to attack me and stuff, and, like, I left my shoe.
So, he took me to Walmart to get me another pair of shoes. So like I ended up like five hours, I'm going back to work, right? I'm like, all right, nothing happened. You know, no big deal. You know, we're going over to the next town over. I don't think it's in any way. I don't realize this is all the same county. So they got like APBs out of all of us.
So, he took me to Walmart to get me another pair of shoes. So like I ended up like five hours, I'm going back to work, right? I'm like, all right, nothing happened. You know, no big deal. You know, we're going over to the next town over. I don't think it's in any way. I don't realize this is all the same county. So they got like APBs out of all of us.
So, he took me to Walmart to get me another pair of shoes. So like I ended up like five hours, I'm going back to work, right? I'm like, all right, nothing happened. You know, no big deal. You know, we're going over to the next town over. I don't think it's in any way. I don't realize this is all the same county. So they got like APBs out of all of us.
Like people selling magazines, trying to figure out what's going on. Next thing I know,
Like people selling magazines, trying to figure out what's going on. Next thing I know,
Like people selling magazines, trying to figure out what's going on. Next thing I know,
cops just surround me guns on and how they know it was me yeah yeah yeah yeah it wasn't me the other fat guy wasn't me you know so i'm like so i ended up getting so they busted and arrested me and they charged me with burglary they charged me with uh burglary of an occupied dwelling with a battery well in florida that's a pbl
cops just surround me guns on and how they know it was me yeah yeah yeah yeah it wasn't me the other fat guy wasn't me you know so i'm like so i ended up getting so they busted and arrested me and they charged me with burglary they charged me with uh burglary of an occupied dwelling with a battery well in florida that's a pbl
cops just surround me guns on and how they know it was me yeah yeah yeah yeah it wasn't me the other fat guy wasn't me you know so i'm like so i ended up getting so they busted and arrested me and they charged me with burglary they charged me with uh burglary of an occupied dwelling with a battery well in florida that's a pbl