Charlotte White
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Okay, okay, okay.
Go, go, go, go.
Years ago, I was dating a guy who worked backstage at a local Buschdorf.
I was a music journo at the time, so was often backstage too, but somehow didn't cop an invite from him to sleep in the artist glamping area, so I ended up sleeping in my car.
Rackets, first red flag.
Yeah, totally, totally.
Anyways, cut to day one.
I was chatting to the guard at the gate and he let me through to my ex's parked van.
I knock, knock, let myself in and immediately see a girl's panties on the floor.
Not the panties!
Clearly, like, stepped out of.
And him in bed.
Chungus vibes.
I blow up on the spot and storm out.
By the way, there's no phone reception, so picture me raging through the dusty, empty mosh pit.
I try to avoid my ex for the rest of the festival, but stupidly end up dating him for years after this because he totally gaslit me into believing it was innocent.
How do you do that?