Chase Mote

Last time, I was a marketing guy.

Okay, Tony, can I say something?

A little chocolate and cheese?

Hello.

I'm a very introverted person.

I've been trying to put myself out there more, go to parties with people my age, but I've kind of realized I don't like partying with people my age.

They all have pink hair and labels.

I don't...

I don't fit in.

I have to be like the only guy in his early 20s that just doesn't really seem to care about labels.

Like I was at this party and this girl came up to me.

She was like, oh my gosh, you know, I really like your hair.

You seem like taking nice care of your skin.

Are you a metrosexual?

And full frontal honesty, I had no idea what that was.

I thought people were fucking trains.

But it turns out, for those of you that don't know, a metrosexual, it's a straight man that's very much in skincare and lotion and all that other gay shit.

To me, that word's just kind of a crazy testament to how disgusting men are, you know?

They found a guy that uses shampoo and conditioner and they were like, hold on, what the fuck are you?

Fuck yeah.