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Not to you, it's Tracy, darling.

I was like, off my porch.

You need to get one of those little things that keeps, like you should actually do it for your dog anyway.

You know like those dog fences that keeps them like a metre away from the fence?

Yeah, literally.

Yeah, my mum's neighbour has it because their dog next door is like crazy.

And then when my sister's dog comes to visit little Lola, she's like a little fucking, I don't even know what she is, Maltese, I don't know, something crazy, Tibetan something.

I only know that because George loves those.

A Tibetan, I'm going to call it a Tibetan Spaniel.

I don't think that's what it is, but...

Bit on.

Run with that.

And little Lola just goes up to the fence like, la, la, la, la, la, you can never get this.

And the other dog can't come near the fence.

And I'm like, oh, you little.

Well, because she can go to the fence, but this dog has like the collar, so it kind of like, you know, like keeps him away.

And I'm like, oh, you little bitch.

Literally a female dog.

All right, strap in everyone.

This is a long one.