Chelsea Handler

And yeah, it was. So that's where the feeling comes from. Just basically childhood exploration with the ladle took.

And yeah, it was. So that's where the feeling comes from. Just basically childhood exploration with the ladle took.

Like when people masturbate, like Thanksgiving dinner, I was like, this is going to suck. I'm fucking nine. No one is coming to me for my global opinions or world affairs. No one gives a shit about my, you know, like I'm here with my family. They suck. I already established that they sucked. So I took a ladle and brought it to my Thanksgiving dinner and then I got carried away.

Like when people masturbate, like Thanksgiving dinner, I was like, this is going to suck. I'm fucking nine. No one is coming to me for my global opinions or world affairs. No one gives a shit about my, you know, like I'm here with my family. They suck. I already established that they sucked. So I took a ladle and brought it to my Thanksgiving dinner and then I got carried away.

Like when people masturbate, like Thanksgiving dinner, I was like, this is going to suck. I'm fucking nine. No one is coming to me for my global opinions or world affairs. No one gives a shit about my, you know, like I'm here with my family. They suck. I already established that they sucked. So I took a ladle and brought it to my Thanksgiving dinner and then I got carried away.

And the next thing I know, I was dripping sweating like a rapist at my family dinner and my mom asking me to stop and that that's something that I needed to do in the privacy of my own room. But up until that point, no one had called me out because I grew up at a time where no one was going to say, hey, stop jerking off, you fucking pervert.

And the next thing I know, I was dripping sweating like a rapist at my family dinner and my mom asking me to stop and that that's something that I needed to do in the privacy of my own room. But up until that point, no one had called me out because I grew up at a time where no one was going to say, hey, stop jerking off, you fucking pervert.

And the next thing I know, I was dripping sweating like a rapist at my family dinner and my mom asking me to stop and that that's something that I needed to do in the privacy of my own room. But up until that point, no one had called me out because I grew up at a time where no one was going to say, hey, stop jerking off, you fucking pervert.

No, no one was saying it. So I thought no one even knew what I was doing.

No, no one was saying it. So I thought no one even knew what I was doing.

No, no one was saying it. So I thought no one even knew what I was doing.

So that's why I'd be like, I'd see a book and I'd be like rubbing up against, you know, like while I would be talking to my father, I'd put like my ass behind an ottoman and think I was disguising it.

So that's why I'd be like, I'd see a book and I'd be like rubbing up against, you know, like while I would be talking to my father, I'd put like my ass behind an ottoman and think I was disguising it.

So that's why I'd be like, I'd see a book and I'd be like rubbing up against, you know, like while I would be talking to my father, I'd put like my ass behind an ottoman and think I was disguising it.

It's me, Chelsea. And my family was just basically totally aware, but also disgusted and horrified so that they didn't even say anything until it became unmanageable.

It's me, Chelsea. And my family was just basically totally aware, but also disgusted and horrified so that they didn't even say anything until it became unmanageable.

It's me, Chelsea. And my family was just basically totally aware, but also disgusted and horrified so that they didn't even say anything until it became unmanageable.

Yeah. I mean, I used to masturbate so much as a kid that my calves would be sore. Because I would be face down on the carpet, rubbing my Pikachu over my denim jeans, and then my calves would kick out and would be flexing, you know? And so I would have, I mean, I had very, very strong calves growing up.

Yeah. I mean, I used to masturbate so much as a kid that my calves would be sore. Because I would be face down on the carpet, rubbing my Pikachu over my denim jeans, and then my calves would kick out and would be flexing, you know? And so I would have, I mean, I had very, very strong calves growing up.

Yeah. I mean, I used to masturbate so much as a kid that my calves would be sore. Because I would be face down on the carpet, rubbing my Pikachu over my denim jeans, and then my calves would kick out and would be flexing, you know? And so I would have, I mean, I had very, very strong calves growing up.