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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

#570 - Chelsea Handler

25 Mar 2025

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Chapter 1: Who is Chelsea Handler and what is her new special about?

54.801 - 62.044 Theo Von

Her new special, The Feeling, is out now on Netflix. I'm grateful to spend time with today's guest, Chelsea Handler. Shout!

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79.542 - 80.483 Chelsea Handler

Where are you from, Theo?

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80.503 - 92.893 Theo Von

I'm from Louisiana. I'm from Louisiana, so not a lot of comedians. Well, there are. Mark Norman is a comedian out of Louisiana. I'm in a space. There's a bunch of guys.

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93.533 - 94.694 Chelsea Handler

Who are you with, WME?

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95.815 - 96.856 Theo Von

Yeah, Michael Berkowitz.

97.466 - 98.527 Chelsea Handler

Oh, yeah. He's my agent, too.

98.607 - 100.829 Theo Von

He is? Mm-hmm. Oh, wait. He said that.

100.889 - 101.209 Chelsea Handler

Yeah.

101.329 - 103.391 Theo Von

I just saw him the other day. He came to a show in Pittsburgh.

Chapter 2: What was Chelsea Handler's childhood like?

305.005 - 310.39 Theo Von

He was he was a big part of that show, too. I remember that's kind of what it because then he had a spinoff of his own show from your show, didn't he?

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310.41 - 317.896 Chelsea Handler

Yeah, I produced it. The Ross Matthews show and Whitney Cummings. I love Ross. A lot of people. Yeah. I just saw Ross in New York City.

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317.936 - 318.577 Theo Von

Yeah. Yeah.

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318.597 - 318.937 Chelsea Handler

Yeah.

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319.218 - 320.198 Theo Von

He's one of a kind.

320.399 - 320.739 Chelsea Handler

Yeah.

320.979 - 326.464 Theo Von

Yeah. He just like I don't know. I could never see him and not just feel better. I feel like.

326.544 - 328.266 Chelsea Handler

Yeah. He's an uplifter for sure.

328.686 - 345.69 Theo Von

He's like infectious. But yeah, I was so nervous. I got so nervous because I think also like you would come out and you didn't kind of – or I didn't know you. And so like I didn't get to say hello or anything and I was just hyper nervous. And yeah, that was definitely tougher back then for me just to be in like those type of environments.

Chapter 3: How did Chelsea Handler's early experiences shape her career?

4004.357 - 4004.837 Chelsea Handler

Wow.

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4005.057 - 4005.737 Theo Von

But it was kind of cool.

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4005.977 - 4009.639 Chelsea Handler

And so everyone would just fuck her and then come in the plant?

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4009.979 - 4013.401 Theo Von

Maybe once a year. I mean, I don't know if people were doing it monthly or how often. Once a year?

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4013.441 - 4015.822 Chelsea Handler

It only needed to get come once a year, the plant? Yeah.

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I mean, I have no clue what it's also like a supplement schedule was, but I do know that. Yeah. Young people. Oh, no, it's something smaller. It's an indoors house plant. But so that's not it. I can't remember. But yeah, it is fascinating the amount of time that there's. I think there is some miscommunication there about how long people want it to go. Yeah.

4035.393 - 4045.219 Chelsea Handler

Yeah. There's a definite misfire. It's not fair to men because men, first of all, you don't have to have a huge penis. Nobody cares about that. I mean, you don't want like a Vienna sausage. That's disappointing and it sucks. But.

4045.319 - 4046.28 Theo Von

Do they have those, really?

4046.34 - 4050.322 Chelsea Handler

Yeah, I've had sex with guys with little tiny penises. It's happened to me a couple times, actually.

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