Chelsea Handler

Yeah. There's a definite misfire. It's not fair to men because men, first of all, you don't have to have a huge penis. Nobody cares about that. I mean, you don't want like a Vienna sausage. That's disappointing and it sucks. But.

Yeah, I've had sex with guys with little tiny penises. It's happened to me a couple times, actually.

Yeah, I've had sex with guys with little tiny penises. It's happened to me a couple times, actually.

Yeah, I've had sex with guys with little tiny penises. It's happened to me a couple times, actually.

No, it's the opposite of a delicacy. You want it to be over, and you want them to go away. I've had sex with somebody who I didn't even know we were having sex, and he came. And I was like, oh, my God, I can't believe how small your penis is. Obviously, I wasn't going to have sex with that person again, but men's penises don't need to be huge. They just need to be hard. That's great.

No, it's the opposite of a delicacy. You want it to be over, and you want them to go away. I've had sex with somebody who I didn't even know we were having sex, and he came. And I was like, oh, my God, I can't believe how small your penis is. Obviously, I wasn't going to have sex with that person again, but men's penises don't need to be huge. They just need to be hard. That's great.

No, it's the opposite of a delicacy. You want it to be over, and you want them to go away. I've had sex with somebody who I didn't even know we were having sex, and he came. And I was like, oh, my God, I can't believe how small your penis is. Obviously, I wasn't going to have sex with that person again, but men's penises don't need to be huge. They just need to be hard. That's great.

When a guy gets hard and that's fun and it's a decent size, it doesn't have to be massive and it does. And, and it can be like, and it doesn't have to go on forever. So yes, men who are listening, I'm sure there are all tons of men listening. So I hope that assuages the male ego a little bit.

When a guy gets hard and that's fun and it's a decent size, it doesn't have to be massive and it does. And, and it can be like, and it doesn't have to go on forever. So yes, men who are listening, I'm sure there are all tons of men listening. So I hope that assuages the male ego a little bit.

When a guy gets hard and that's fun and it's a decent size, it doesn't have to be massive and it does. And, and it can be like, and it doesn't have to go on forever. So yes, men who are listening, I'm sure there are all tons of men listening. So I hope that assuages the male ego a little bit.

This is coming from a woman who's had sex with lots of men.

This is coming from a woman who's had sex with lots of men.

This is coming from a woman who's had sex with lots of men.

I mean, I ran out of, you know, I don't have time for that anymore because that's a long list.

I mean, I ran out of, you know, I don't have time for that anymore because that's a long list.

I mean, I ran out of, you know, I don't have time for that anymore because that's a long list.

No, I don't. I mean, unless we're talking about STDs, I have never given a real gift to someone. Now, I don't know. I haven't given a gift, no. I haven't had sex with a lot of celebrities either. I mean, I know you're saying I'm the celebrity, but still, I also like regular guys. Two celebrities together can be a little bit of a hot mess.

No, I don't. I mean, unless we're talking about STDs, I have never given a real gift to someone. Now, I don't know. I haven't given a gift, no. I haven't had sex with a lot of celebrities either. I mean, I know you're saying I'm the celebrity, but still, I also like regular guys. Two celebrities together can be a little bit of a hot mess.

No, I don't. I mean, unless we're talking about STDs, I have never given a real gift to someone. Now, I don't know. I haven't given a gift, no. I haven't had sex with a lot of celebrities either. I mean, I know you're saying I'm the celebrity, but still, I also like regular guys. Two celebrities together can be a little bit of a hot mess.

It's not hard, but men are definitely a little bit scared, turned off, intimidated, emasculated, that kind of vibe around me.