Chelsea Handler
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That's true. But I'm sure when you, you get left in the dust, like we all, I mean, everyone's experienced that at some point. It does not, it does not feel good.
That's true. But I'm sure when you, you get left in the dust, like we all, I mean, everyone's experienced that at some point. It does not, it does not feel good.
That's true. But I'm sure when you, you get left in the dust, like we all, I mean, everyone's experienced that at some point. It does not, it does not feel good.
If someone comes, you take a chick back to your house and she leaves right as you get naked, that can't feel good. You know what I mean? I was on a date with this guy in London once and, uh,
If someone comes, you take a chick back to your house and she leaves right as you get naked, that can't feel good. You know what I mean? I was on a date with this guy in London once and, uh,
If someone comes, you take a chick back to your house and she leaves right as you get naked, that can't feel good. You know what I mean? I was on a date with this guy in London once and, uh,
I love London. It's my favorite. And I was on a date with this guy in London and we had a great date. I had been talking to him like on Raya or one of those apps before I went out there and he was hot and we went out to dinner. We had a great dinner and I was like, oh, this is going great. I'm like, do you want some, you know, mushrooms? And he had talked about mushrooms.
I love London. It's my favorite. And I was on a date with this guy in London and we had a great date. I had been talking to him like on Raya or one of those apps before I went out there and he was hot and we went out to dinner. We had a great dinner and I was like, oh, this is going great. I'm like, do you want some, you know, mushrooms? And he had talked about mushrooms.
I love London. It's my favorite. And I was on a date with this guy in London and we had a great date. I had been talking to him like on Raya or one of those apps before I went out there and he was hot and we went out to dinner. We had a great dinner and I was like, oh, this is going great. I'm like, do you want some, you know, mushrooms? And he had talked about mushrooms.
So like I thought we were both into it. And he's like, yeah, I would love some. And we get back to my house and he โ I would get back to my hotel and he's just dripping, sweating. And I'm like, are you โ and he just looked like he was about to throw up. And he's like, I think I'm going to throw up. And I'm like, oh, my God. Are you โ he's like, I'm fucking flying. And I was like, oh, my God.
So like I thought we were both into it. And he's like, yeah, I would love some. And we get back to my house and he โ I would get back to my hotel and he's just dripping, sweating. And I'm like, are you โ and he just looked like he was about to throw up. And he's like, I think I'm going to throw up. And I'm like, oh, my God. Are you โ he's like, I'm fucking flying. And I was like, oh, my God.
So like I thought we were both into it. And he's like, yeah, I would love some. And we get back to my house and he โ I would get back to my hotel and he's just dripping, sweating. And I'm like, are you โ and he just looked like he was about to throw up. And he's like, I think I'm going to throw up. And I'm like, oh, my God. Are you โ he's like, I'm fucking flying. And I was like, oh, my God.
I felt like Bill Cosby. Like I drugged this man. And I go, oh, my God. And then he had to take a walk outside. I go, yeah, go take a walk. And I'm texting.
I felt like Bill Cosby. Like I drugged this man. And I go, oh, my God. And then he had to take a walk outside. I go, yeah, go take a walk. And I'm texting.
I felt like Bill Cosby. Like I drugged this man. And I go, oh, my God. And then he had to take a walk outside. I go, yeah, go take a walk. And I'm texting.
I go, go take a walk. You need a fresh air. I go, go take a walk. And he came back like 20 minutes later. He's like, I'm sorry, but I have to go home. Like I'm fucking hallucinating. And I'm sitting there on shrooms too, but I'm fine. And I'm like โ Oh, my God, I just drugged my date.
I go, go take a walk. You need a fresh air. I go, go take a walk. And he came back like 20 minutes later. He's like, I'm sorry, but I have to go home. Like I'm fucking hallucinating. And I'm sitting there on shrooms too, but I'm fine. And I'm like โ Oh, my God, I just drugged my date.
I go, go take a walk. You need a fresh air. I go, go take a walk. And he came back like 20 minutes later. He's like, I'm sorry, but I have to go home. Like I'm fucking hallucinating. And I'm sitting there on shrooms too, but I'm fine. And I'm like โ Oh, my God, I just drugged my date.
And I was telling my girlfriends the next day, and they're like, why would you ever give mushrooms to someone after you fucking went out to dinner? That is not exotic or erotic or anything. That's a party drug to fucking laugh. It's not seductive. And you fucking made the guy sick to his stomach. And I was like, yeah, no more drugs on first dates. No more.
And I was telling my girlfriends the next day, and they're like, why would you ever give mushrooms to someone after you fucking went out to dinner? That is not exotic or erotic or anything. That's a party drug to fucking laugh. It's not seductive. And you fucking made the guy sick to his stomach. And I was like, yeah, no more drugs on first dates. No more.