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Chelsea Handler

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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#570 - Chelsea Handler

But he, yeah, he was, he was an asshole. He was an asshole because there was a guy opening for me and we were in Atlantic City and he basically went off on, first of all, I showed up to his hotel room. At 3 o'clock in the afternoon, the casino manager said, hey, Bill Cosby wants to meet you because he was going to rape me. And I didn't know that at the time. I didn't know about Bill Cosby.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#570 - Chelsea Handler

But he, yeah, he was, he was an asshole. He was an asshole because there was a guy opening for me and we were in Atlantic City and he basically went off on, first of all, I showed up to his hotel room. At 3 o'clock in the afternoon, the casino manager said, hey, Bill Cosby wants to meet you because he was going to rape me. And I didn't know that at the time. I didn't know about Bill Cosby.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#570 - Chelsea Handler

This was before all of that came out.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#570 - Chelsea Handler

This was before all of that came out.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#570 - Chelsea Handler

This was before all of that came out.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#570 - Chelsea Handler

Yeah, he would have women come up to his hotel room, give him Rohypnol, and then fuck them. And they would be out of it. But I showed up with my security guard and my opener, who was a man, Chris Frangola, and he and I walked into the room. And when Bill Cosby realized I had two guys with me, his mood just was like, fuck off.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#570 - Chelsea Handler

Yeah, he would have women come up to his hotel room, give him Rohypnol, and then fuck them. And they would be out of it. But I showed up with my security guard and my opener, who was a man, Chris Frangola, and he and I walked into the room. And when Bill Cosby realized I had two guys with me, his mood just was like, fuck off.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#570 - Chelsea Handler

Yeah, he would have women come up to his hotel room, give him Rohypnol, and then fuck them. And they would be out of it. But I showed up with my security guard and my opener, who was a man, Chris Frangola, and he and I walked into the room. And when Bill Cosby realized I had two guys with me, his mood just was like, fuck off.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#570 - Chelsea Handler

And he basically read the guy telling him he was never going to amount to anything opening for me as a comedian, opening for a woman. And I'm like, this doesn't seem like he's in a good mood or like we should take this shit. And then later I found out, you know, everything's broke. And we found out Bill Cosby was drugging hundreds of women.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#570 - Chelsea Handler

And he basically read the guy telling him he was never going to amount to anything opening for me as a comedian, opening for a woman. And I'm like, this doesn't seem like he's in a good mood or like we should take this shit. And then later I found out, you know, everything's broke. And we found out Bill Cosby was drugging hundreds of women.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#570 - Chelsea Handler

And he basically read the guy telling him he was never going to amount to anything opening for me as a comedian, opening for a woman. And I'm like, this doesn't seem like he's in a good mood or like we should take this shit. And then later I found out, you know, everything's broke. And we found out Bill Cosby was drugging hundreds of women.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#570 - Chelsea Handler

He would come summon them to his hotel room, give them like some barbiturate pattern that happened with you. Rohypnol. But he never gave that to me. And my sister, after that happened, she was like, well, now we know why Bill Cosby was such an asshole that day. And I was like, little does Bill Cosby know that that roofie wouldn't have put a fucking dent in me.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#570 - Chelsea Handler

He would come summon them to his hotel room, give them like some barbiturate pattern that happened with you. Rohypnol. But he never gave that to me. And my sister, after that happened, she was like, well, now we know why Bill Cosby was such an asshole that day. And I was like, little does Bill Cosby know that that roofie wouldn't have put a fucking dent in me.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#570 - Chelsea Handler

He would come summon them to his hotel room, give them like some barbiturate pattern that happened with you. Rohypnol. But he never gave that to me. And my sister, after that happened, she was like, well, now we know why Bill Cosby was such an asshole that day. And I was like, little does Bill Cosby know that that roofie wouldn't have put a fucking dent in me.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#570 - Chelsea Handler

I saw Macaulay Culkin the other night, and I wish I could have heard what he was saying to me because he was thanking me for something. And I don't remember ever interacting with Macaulay Culkin, but he kept going on and on and saying, thank you so much, Chelsea. Thank you so much. And it was so loud at the party that I don't know what he said.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#570 - Chelsea Handler

I saw Macaulay Culkin the other night, and I wish I could have heard what he was saying to me because he was thanking me for something. And I don't remember ever interacting with Macaulay Culkin, but he kept going on and on and saying, thank you so much, Chelsea. Thank you so much. And it was so loud at the party that I don't know what he said.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#570 - Chelsea Handler

I saw Macaulay Culkin the other night, and I wish I could have heard what he was saying to me because he was thanking me for something. And I don't remember ever interacting with Macaulay Culkin, but he kept going on and on and saying, thank you so much, Chelsea. Thank you so much. And it was so loud at the party that I don't know what he said.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#570 - Chelsea Handler

Yeah, it was like a series after party. But I was wondering if it had anything to do with Michael Jackson. And I'm like, I wonder if I forgot that I did something about Michael Jackson. But I probably did. I probably did a whole thing about Michael Jackson at some point. But I don't know. Was Michael Jackson raping kids or was he a kid wanting to hang out with other kids? It's very murky.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#570 - Chelsea Handler

Yeah, it was like a series after party. But I was wondering if it had anything to do with Michael Jackson. And I'm like, I wonder if I forgot that I did something about Michael Jackson. But I probably did. I probably did a whole thing about Michael Jackson at some point. But I don't know. Was Michael Jackson raping kids or was he a kid wanting to hang out with other kids? It's very murky.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#570 - Chelsea Handler

Yeah, it was like a series after party. But I was wondering if it had anything to do with Michael Jackson. And I'm like, I wonder if I forgot that I did something about Michael Jackson. But I probably did. I probably did a whole thing about Michael Jackson at some point. But I don't know. Was Michael Jackson raping kids or was he a kid wanting to hang out with other kids? It's very murky.