Chelsea Handler

I saw Macaulay Culkin the other night, and I wish I could have heard what he was saying to me because he was thanking me for something. And I don't remember ever interacting with Macaulay Culkin, but he kept going on and on and saying, thank you so much, Chelsea. Thank you so much. And it was so loud at the party that I don't know what he said.

I saw Macaulay Culkin the other night, and I wish I could have heard what he was saying to me because he was thanking me for something. And I don't remember ever interacting with Macaulay Culkin, but he kept going on and on and saying, thank you so much, Chelsea. Thank you so much. And it was so loud at the party that I don't know what he said.

Yeah, it was like a series after party. But I was wondering if it had anything to do with Michael Jackson. And I'm like, I wonder if I forgot that I did something about Michael Jackson. But I probably did. I probably did a whole thing about Michael Jackson at some point. But I don't know. Was Michael Jackson raping kids or was he a kid wanting to hang out with other kids? It's very murky.

Yeah, it was like a series after party. But I was wondering if it had anything to do with Michael Jackson. And I'm like, I wonder if I forgot that I did something about Michael Jackson. But I probably did. I probably did a whole thing about Michael Jackson at some point. But I don't know. Was Michael Jackson raping kids or was he a kid wanting to hang out with other kids? It's very murky.

Yeah, it was like a series after party. But I was wondering if it had anything to do with Michael Jackson. And I'm like, I wonder if I forgot that I did something about Michael Jackson. But I probably did. I probably did a whole thing about Michael Jackson at some point. But I don't know. Was Michael Jackson raping kids or was he a kid wanting to hang out with other kids? It's very murky.

Like, I don't want to give him any credit, but it's like he didn't seem like somebody was having sex with anybody. He seemed like somebody who was like stunted. You know what I mean? Like a little kid.

Like, I don't want to give him any credit, but it's like he didn't seem like somebody was having sex with anybody. He seemed like somebody who was like stunted. You know what I mean? Like a little kid.

Like, I don't want to give him any credit, but it's like he didn't seem like somebody was having sex with anybody. He seemed like somebody who was like stunted. You know what I mean? Like a little kid.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I think you can tell. Oh, you know, I'll tell your male male male listeners, too. If you want your daughter. Oh, he loves you. Look at that. Oh, that's nice of him. Thank you. If you want to get a good gift for your girlfriend's wives or daughters, get I'll have what she's having. That's my book. That's just debuted at number one. I'm happy about that. My special is called The Feeling.

I think you can tell. Oh, you know, I'll tell your male male male listeners, too. If you want your daughter. Oh, he loves you. Look at that. Oh, that's nice of him. Thank you. If you want to get a good gift for your girlfriend's wives or daughters, get I'll have what she's having. That's my book. That's just debuted at number one. I'm happy about that. My special is called The Feeling.

I think you can tell. Oh, you know, I'll tell your male male male listeners, too. If you want your daughter. Oh, he loves you. Look at that. Oh, that's nice of him. Thank you. If you want to get a good gift for your girlfriend's wives or daughters, get I'll have what she's having. That's my book. That's just debuted at number one. I'm happy about that. My special is called The Feeling.

It's on Netflix. And yeah, those are my two projects right now.

It's on Netflix. And yeah, those are my two projects right now.

It's on Netflix. And yeah, those are my two projects right now.

This week on Dear Chelsea with me, Chelsea Handler. Ed Helms is here. I, of course, was drawn to the LSD story. In the 1950s, a CIA scientist secretly bought the entire world's supply of LSD, embarking on a horrific attempt to discover the secrets to mind control.

This week on Dear Chelsea with me, Chelsea Handler. Ed Helms is here. I, of course, was drawn to the LSD story. In the 1950s, a CIA scientist secretly bought the entire world's supply of LSD, embarking on a horrific attempt to discover the secrets to mind control.

This just sounds like a guy f***ing off behind a wall. It does. I would just also like to say if you don't have to take LSD like this, LSD can be microdosed. It's like an upper of energy, enthusiasm, makes you less nervous if I'm going heli-skiing.