Chelsea Handler

I want to please and thank you to every person you meet. When we go out to a restaurant, look at the fucking waiter in the eye. Don't lie down at a restaurant. Get up and look at that person and order your food. Don't look at your mother. You're 14. Decide what you want to eat and then fucking say it. Yes.

I want to please and thank you to every person you meet. When we go out to a restaurant, look at the fucking waiter in the eye. Don't lie down at a restaurant. Get up and look at that person and order your food. Don't look at your mother. You're 14. Decide what you want to eat and then fucking say it. Yes.

I want to please and thank you to every person you meet. When we go out to a restaurant, look at the fucking waiter in the eye. Don't lie down at a restaurant. Get up and look at that person and order your food. Don't look at your mother. You're 14. Decide what you want to eat and then fucking say it. Yes.

So all of those things, you know, it was either that or I wrote a book called Hot Parenting Tips. And then that would have been like passive aggressive, you know? Sure. Just go straight for it.

So all of those things, you know, it was either that or I wrote a book called Hot Parenting Tips. And then that would have been like passive aggressive, you know? Sure. Just go straight for it.

So all of those things, you know, it was either that or I wrote a book called Hot Parenting Tips. And then that would have been like passive aggressive, you know? Sure. Just go straight for it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, I'm not passive aggressive.

No, I'm not passive aggressive.

No, I'm not passive aggressive.

I like aggressive aggressive, not passive aggressive.

I like aggressive aggressive, not passive aggressive.

I like aggressive aggressive, not passive aggressive.

I don't have the personality for that.

I don't have the personality for that.

I don't have the personality for that.

Um, I was on a show called girls behaving badly. So that was kind of a break. I mean, it wasn't like big money, but it was I was on TV and I was on a show that was fun. And it was four other girls with me and we laughed a lot. And we had a great time and I was being paid to be funny. So I loved that. And then after that, uh,

Um, I was on a show called girls behaving badly. So that was kind of a break. I mean, it wasn't like big money, but it was I was on TV and I was on a show that was fun. And it was four other girls with me and we laughed a lot. And we had a great time and I was being paid to be funny. So I loved that. And then after that, uh,