Chelsea Handler

Yeah, Birkenstocks are hot. They would look cute on Jason, Birkenstocks. That would be a hot look.

Yeah, Birkenstocks are hot. They would look cute on Jason, Birkenstocks. That would be a hot look.

But most guys that like flip-flops are opposed to Birkenstocks. I wonder if Jason would care. Does he care what's on his feet? Clearly not if he's wearing flip-flops.

But most guys that like flip-flops are opposed to Birkenstocks. I wonder if Jason would care. Does he care what's on his feet? Clearly not if he's wearing flip-flops.

But most guys that like flip-flops are opposed to Birkenstocks. I wonder if Jason would care. Does he care what's on his feet? Clearly not if he's wearing flip-flops.

I am not a Vegas person. Okay. But I do a residency, which means I go once a month for the next two years at the Cosmo. It's at the Chelsea Theater, so I get to perform inside myself, which has always been a dream of mine. Delightful. And I bring a group of friends and we gamble. I perform and everyone gets to come and we get a bunch of rooms and then we gamble every time. I love gambling.

I am not a Vegas person. Okay. But I do a residency, which means I go once a month for the next two years at the Cosmo. It's at the Chelsea Theater, so I get to perform inside myself, which has always been a dream of mine. Delightful. And I bring a group of friends and we gamble. I perform and everyone gets to come and we get a bunch of rooms and then we gamble every time. I love gambling.

I am not a Vegas person. Okay. But I do a residency, which means I go once a month for the next two years at the Cosmo. It's at the Chelsea Theater, so I get to perform inside myself, which has always been a dream of mine. Delightful. And I bring a group of friends and we gamble. I perform and everyone gets to come and we get a bunch of rooms and then we gamble every time. I love gambling.

I love gambling. It is so much fun. What's your game of choice? Blackjack. Okay. And so I bring everyone. I give everyone money and I'm like, okay, this is our time here and this is all the money we have. And so far, no one has ever walked away without more money. Really? We have an amazing track record.

I love gambling. It is so much fun. What's your game of choice? Blackjack. Okay. And so I bring everyone. I give everyone money and I'm like, okay, this is our time here and this is all the money we have. And so far, no one has ever walked away without more money. Really? We have an amazing track record.

I love gambling. It is so much fun. What's your game of choice? Blackjack. Okay. And so I bring everyone. I give everyone money and I'm like, okay, this is our time here and this is all the money we have. And so far, no one has ever walked away without more money. Really? We have an amazing track record.

I believe that I have touched the Cosmopolitan Casino and that I have given it good luck because I have not lost a penny there.

I believe that I have touched the Cosmopolitan Casino and that I have given it good luck because I have not lost a penny there.

I believe that I have touched the Cosmopolitan Casino and that I have given it good luck because I have not lost a penny there.

Yeah, maybe you started the luck. No, I don't know about that. And the Cosmo was actually a fun hotel. I didn't know much about it before the casino. But the selling point was that they have the Chelsea Theater. And I was like, well, okay. I mean, this makes a lot of sense. They basically walked you right into it.

Yeah, maybe you started the luck. No, I don't know about that. And the Cosmo was actually a fun hotel. I didn't know much about it before the casino. But the selling point was that they have the Chelsea Theater. And I was like, well, okay. I mean, this makes a lot of sense. They basically walked you right into it.

Yeah, maybe you started the luck. No, I don't know about that. And the Cosmo was actually a fun hotel. I didn't know much about it before the casino. But the selling point was that they have the Chelsea Theater. And I was like, well, okay. I mean, this makes a lot of sense. They basically walked you right into it.

So I did it. But I'm not a Vegas person. I understand. It's pretty depressing in the daytime. Yeah.

So I did it. But I'm not a Vegas person. I understand. It's pretty depressing in the daytime. Yeah.

So I did it. But I'm not a Vegas person. I understand. It's pretty depressing in the daytime. Yeah.