Chelsea Handler

Yeah, like you're a businesswoman at a conference.

Yeah, like you're a businesswoman at a conference.

Yeah, like you're a businesswoman at a conference.

So many things have happened in Vegas. So many embarrassing things. So many hookups. So many... Well, this is really embarrassing, but I'll tell it. I mean, why not? I once was with... This is when I was in my early 20s. And I was with my girlfriend. And I got up in the middle of the night. to try to use the bathroom, but I couldn't. It was so dark and black that I couldn't find it.

So many things have happened in Vegas. So many embarrassing things. So many hookups. So many... Well, this is really embarrassing, but I'll tell it. I mean, why not? I once was with... This is when I was in my early 20s. And I was with my girlfriend. And I got up in the middle of the night. to try to use the bathroom, but I couldn't. It was so dark and black that I couldn't find it.

So many things have happened in Vegas. So many embarrassing things. So many hookups. So many... Well, this is really embarrassing, but I'll tell it. I mean, why not? I once was with... This is when I was in my early 20s. And I was with my girlfriend. And I got up in the middle of the night. to try to use the bathroom, but I couldn't. It was so dark and black that I couldn't find it.

And I was banging on the walls, trying to find a door so that I could urinate. And eventually I gave up and peed in my own shoe. That was a low point. For sure. And my friend woke up in the middle of the night because she heard my stream of urine hitting the bottom of my shoe and ricocheting out of it. I didn't know it was my shoe.

And I was banging on the walls, trying to find a door so that I could urinate. And eventually I gave up and peed in my own shoe. That was a low point. For sure. And my friend woke up in the middle of the night because she heard my stream of urine hitting the bottom of my shoe and ricocheting out of it. I didn't know it was my shoe.

And I was banging on the walls, trying to find a door so that I could urinate. And eventually I gave up and peed in my own shoe. That was a low point. For sure. And my friend woke up in the middle of the night because she heard my stream of urine hitting the bottom of my shoe and ricocheting out of it. I didn't know it was my shoe.

I thought it was just, I was like, okay, here's a receptacle, you know, other than just peeing right straight out on the floor. And I remember in the morning... And there was another girl that had hooked up with a guy and she came back and she's like, why is there water everywhere? And we're like, it's not water. It was just disgusting. Just a night of just debauchery.

I thought it was just, I was like, okay, here's a receptacle, you know, other than just peeing right straight out on the floor. And I remember in the morning... And there was another girl that had hooked up with a guy and she came back and she's like, why is there water everywhere? And we're like, it's not water. It was just disgusting. Just a night of just debauchery.

I thought it was just, I was like, okay, here's a receptacle, you know, other than just peeing right straight out on the floor. And I remember in the morning... And there was another girl that had hooked up with a guy and she came back and she's like, why is there water everywhere? And we're like, it's not water. It was just disgusting. Just a night of just debauchery.

And I thought to myself, I should never spend the night here again. You know, I blame the city. I don't blame my character. You know, I don't usually pee in sneakers or hotel rooms on the ground. But that was a low point for sure. And that hasn't happened again. You know, so I think that's a victory. Yeah.

And I thought to myself, I should never spend the night here again. You know, I blame the city. I don't blame my character. You know, I don't usually pee in sneakers or hotel rooms on the ground. But that was a low point for sure. And that hasn't happened again. You know, so I think that's a victory. Yeah.

And I thought to myself, I should never spend the night here again. You know, I blame the city. I don't blame my character. You know, I don't usually pee in sneakers or hotel rooms on the ground. But that was a low point for sure. And that hasn't happened again. You know, so I think that's a victory. Yeah.

Yeah, that's maturity and growing up. I'm sure that headline is going to be all around town. So we can all look forward to reading that together. Chelsea Handler urinates on Vegas hotel room floor.

Yeah, that's maturity and growing up. I'm sure that headline is going to be all around town. So we can all look forward to reading that together. Chelsea Handler urinates on Vegas hotel room floor.

Yeah, that's maturity and growing up. I'm sure that headline is going to be all around town. So we can all look forward to reading that together. Chelsea Handler urinates on Vegas hotel room floor.

Well, I think that, I mean, it's pretty obvious that people want women in their their natural role and which is an antiquated role for all women. You know, now we're coming to a place where women and I talk about this a lot in the book because it's so important to know if you have what it takes to be a mother. I don't have that.

Well, I think that, I mean, it's pretty obvious that people want women in their their natural role and which is an antiquated role for all women. You know, now we're coming to a place where women and I talk about this a lot in the book because it's so important to know if you have what it takes to be a mother. I don't have that.