Chelsea Handler

When I see oranges out of place, that's my mom telling me it's okay. When I see two oranges, it's my mom and brother telling me it's okay. And I can't see them in a grocery store or in your kitchen. But if I see them, I was skiing once on my birthday. I believe it was like my 44th birthday. And I was in Whistler. I'm always there for my birthday, except for this year because my book release.

But, and I was skiing through these trees with a girlfriend of mine and there was an orange in the middle of the trees. And it was, I skied into it and it popped up. And it was like a snowy day. So there was a lot of snow. Like I wouldn't have seen it unless I skied right into it. And there was an orange and it was my birthday. And I knew right away, my mom was there. I just knew it.

But, and I was skiing through these trees with a girlfriend of mine and there was an orange in the middle of the trees. And it was, I skied into it and it popped up. And it was like a snowy day. So there was a lot of snow. Like I wouldn't have seen it unless I skied right into it. And there was an orange and it was my birthday. And I knew right away, my mom was there. I just knew it.

So I do believe in that. Do I believe there's a man in the sky? No. I believe there is a universal intelligence and the universe is here to guide that. There is some intelligence that we can't see, but when you tap into your best self, you feel it every single day. Even when the circumstances aren't what you imagine,

So I do believe in that. Do I believe there's a man in the sky? No. I believe there is a universal intelligence and the universe is here to guide that. There is some intelligence that we can't see, but when you tap into your best self, you feel it every single day. Even when the circumstances aren't what you imagine,

when you are working in concert with the universe and you are happy and you choose happiness and you choose optimism, everything in life becomes easier.

when you are working in concert with the universe and you are happy and you choose happiness and you choose optimism, everything in life becomes easier.

Yes, I love that. And not to resist the stuff. Like I think our biggest, and this is a lesson that took me so long to understand, when things don't go your way, Let go. Don't fight. Like it's okay. Let go of your attachment to the outcome of everything. You have to let go of that to enhance your own life.

Yes, I love that. And not to resist the stuff. Like I think our biggest, and this is a lesson that took me so long to understand, when things don't go your way, Let go. Don't fight. Like it's okay. Let go of your attachment to the outcome of everything. You have to let go of that to enhance your own life.

Stress and the worry. Yeah. And the negative talk. You know, I like even when I send a text to a close friend. Yeah. And like, let me think of a good example. Like, I'm never, ever going to put negativity in writing. Do you know what I mean? Like when I'm sending a text, like if they say, oh, hey, do you want to do this? Do this? They send, you know, my publicist send me a list of podcasts.

Stress and the worry. Yeah. And the negative talk. You know, I like even when I send a text to a close friend. Yeah. And like, let me think of a good example. Like, I'm never, ever going to put negativity in writing. Do you know what I mean? Like when I'm sending a text, like if they say, oh, hey, do you want to do this? Do this? They send, you know, my publicist send me a list of podcasts.

Here are your offers. Which ones would you like to do? I won't even say I don't want to do one. I say, I'd like to do this, this, and this. These sound so exciting. I'm just so much more aware of putting positivity out instead of negativity. Instead of saying, I don't want to do something. No, no. Tell me what you do want to do. I can't go to dinner.

Here are your offers. Which ones would you like to do? I won't even say I don't want to do one. I say, I'd like to do this, this, and this. These sound so exciting. I'm just so much more aware of putting positivity out instead of negativity. Instead of saying, I don't want to do something. No, no. Tell me what you do want to do. I can't go to dinner.

Like, you know, even if it's just the simplest exchanges, you know, I've stopped myself. Like when I've realized I might be making fun of someone in a text, I'm like, no, no, no. I don't want to be putting anything like that. Writing something down has like an energetic impact. about your whole life. So like, I'm very, I've always felt that way about writing. You know what I mean?

Like, you know, even if it's just the simplest exchanges, you know, I've stopped myself. Like when I've realized I might be making fun of someone in a text, I'm like, no, no, no. I don't want to be putting anything like that. Writing something down has like an energetic impact. about your whole life. So like, I'm very, I've always felt that way about writing. You know what I mean?

Be careful what you write. It's going to be there forever. Anyone can hack any of your things. But not just from like a paranoid perspective of, oh, someone might read this one day. From who, what kind of person do you want to be? Do you want to be putting out the good vibes or the negative vibes? And the negativity is very infectious.

Be careful what you write. It's going to be there forever. Anyone can hack any of your things. But not just from like a paranoid perspective of, oh, someone might read this one day. From who, what kind of person do you want to be? Do you want to be putting out the good vibes or the negative vibes? And the negativity is very infectious.

And it can feel really good. And the payoffs can feel really good in the moment. Gossiping and being mean spirited about someone that you both don't like. But that's not where I will not ever spend my time doing that in this life again. Mm hmm.

And it can feel really good. And the payoffs can feel really good in the moment. Gossiping and being mean spirited about someone that you both don't like. But that's not where I will not ever spend my time doing that in this life again. Mm hmm.

And also like, you know, this was the example I was going to say. It's like, you know how sometimes somebody will invite you to dinner or I'll invite someone to dinner and then they respond with, I can't, I have to do this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this. That's not necessary. Just like, I would love to, tonight doesn't work, let's find another night.