Chelsea Handler

And also like, you know, this was the example I was going to say. It's like, you know how sometimes somebody will invite you to dinner or I'll invite someone to dinner and then they respond with, I can't, I have to do this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this. That's not necessary. Just like, I would love to, tonight doesn't work, let's find another night.

Like don't list your grievances to other people. I would never say, I have one of the busiest lives, probably anyone in my, like I know how busy my life is. I would never sit and list all of the things I have to do to another person and write that in a text. Like a friend asking you to come over. Yeah, can you come over? Like if someone said, hey, are you doing anything? Can you come over?

Like don't list your grievances to other people. I would never say, I have one of the busiest lives, probably anyone in my, like I know how busy my life is. I would never sit and list all of the things I have to do to another person and write that in a text. Like a friend asking you to come over. Yeah, can you come over? Like if someone said, hey, are you doing anything? Can you come over?

I'd love to. Today's not going to work. This is when I'm in town again. Let's see if we can hook up then. Make it positive. Don't write down everything. That's just not helpful.

I'd love to. Today's not going to work. This is when I'm in town again. Let's see if we can hook up then. Make it positive. Don't write down everything. That's just not helpful.

Like my cousin, we came home last weekend and I've been hitting it pretty hard because my tour is a few nights a week, like three nights a week. We travel somewhere and it's, you know, that has an effect on your system and you're tired after you do three shows in a row. And we were coming back, and we were landing on Monday, and I was walking straight into my podcast.

Like my cousin, we came home last weekend and I've been hitting it pretty hard because my tour is a few nights a week, like three nights a week. We travel somewhere and it's, you know, that has an effect on your system and you're tired after you do three shows in a row. And we were coming back, and we were landing on Monday, and I was walking straight into my podcast.

I was interviewing Riley Keough at the time for her book. Yeah. My cousin was on the road with me and she has a young daughter and she's like, I am going home and getting into bed for eight hours straight. I'm not speaking to my husband. I'm not speaking to my daughter. I have to recover from this weekend because of all the travel and all the fun.

I was interviewing Riley Keough at the time for her book. Yeah. My cousin was on the road with me and she has a young daughter and she's like, I am going home and getting into bed for eight hours straight. I'm not speaking to my husband. I'm not speaking to my daughter. I have to recover from this weekend because of all the travel and all the fun.

And she said, and you also, we need to give you days that you don't have anything to do. Like, this is crazy. Your schedule is crazy. I'm like, it's not. I go, I'm doing this all so I can have a month off in December. I'm going to get a whole month of nothing work related because I'm hitting it so hard now. Like I welcome it. You know what I mean? Don't make it into a negative. It's a positive.

And she said, and you also, we need to give you days that you don't have anything to do. Like, this is crazy. Your schedule is crazy. I'm like, it's not. I go, I'm doing this all so I can have a month off in December. I'm going to get a whole month of nothing work related because I'm hitting it so hard now. Like I welcome it. You know what I mean? Don't make it into a negative. It's a positive.

If anyone can take it, I can take it. You know what I mean? If anyone can hustle, I can hustle. So I welcome it and I'm grateful for the opportunity to come up here and sit down with you. I'm not like, oh God, I got to go drive up to Montecito. No, it's the opposite. It's like, I can't wait to go have an incredible conversation with this amazing woman.

If anyone can take it, I can take it. You know what I mean? If anyone can hustle, I can hustle. So I welcome it and I'm grateful for the opportunity to come up here and sit down with you. I'm not like, oh God, I got to go drive up to Montecito. No, it's the opposite. It's like, I can't wait to go have an incredible conversation with this amazing woman.

And then I get to your house and I'm blown away by this whole thing. Like how happy making is it?

And then I get to your house and I'm blown away by this whole thing. Like how happy making is it?

Well, I haven't always been this way. And I'm not in a cult for anyone who's listening who's like, this is a little too positive. No, it's just, I've learned the effects of being positive. And it's just like a ripple effect. And it makes people in your life happy Like I'm able to, you know, you're dropping sunshine into everyone's drinks. Yeah.

Well, I haven't always been this way. And I'm not in a cult for anyone who's listening who's like, this is a little too positive. No, it's just, I've learned the effects of being positive. And it's just like a ripple effect. And it makes people in your life happy Like I'm able to, you know, you're dropping sunshine into everyone's drinks. Yeah.

Well, we were renting this house in Maine and then sissy Barbara Bush. I call them both sissy because, you know, it's just easier to call women sissies instead of trying to remember everybody's names. We're all sisters. So I they had heard that I was in this place and I was it was called Biddeford Pool where I was staying. And Kenny Bonkport was only like, I don't know, 30, 40 minutes away.

Well, we were renting this house in Maine and then sissy Barbara Bush. I call them both sissy because, you know, it's just easier to call women sissies instead of trying to remember everybody's names. We're all sisters. So I they had heard that I was in this place and I was it was called Biddeford Pool where I was staying. And Kenny Bonkport was only like, I don't know, 30, 40 minutes away.

So Barbara Bush had heard that I was there. She said, she texted me and she's like, we hear you're here in Biddeford pool. We're here visiting a friend. We're going to come over. And I was like, come on over. And, and I am friends with her and her sister. I love them. And I just love sisters, you know, like I come from sisters. I love sisters. And, and, And then the first lady came over.