Chelsea Handler

Well, we were renting this house in Maine and then sissy Barbara Bush. I call them both sissy because, you know, it's just easier to call women sissies instead of trying to remember everybody's names. We're all sisters. So I they had heard that I was in this place and I was it was called Biddeford Pool where I was staying. And Kenny Bonkport was only like, I don't know, 30, 40 minutes away.

Well, we were renting this house in Maine and then sissy Barbara Bush. I call them both sissy because, you know, it's just easier to call women sissies instead of trying to remember everybody's names. We're all sisters. So I they had heard that I was in this place and I was it was called Biddeford Pool where I was staying. And Kenny Bonkport was only like, I don't know, 30, 40 minutes away.

So Barbara Bush had heard that I was there. She said, she texted me and she's like, we hear you're here in Biddeford pool. We're here visiting a friend. We're going to come over. And I was like, come on over. And, and I am friends with her and her sister. I love them. And I just love sisters, you know, like I come from sisters. I love sisters. And, and, And then the first lady came over.

So Barbara Bush had heard that I was there. She said, she texted me and she's like, we hear you're here in Biddeford pool. We're here visiting a friend. We're going to come over. And I was like, come on over. And, and I am friends with her and her sister. I love them. And I just love sisters, you know, like I come from sisters. I love sisters. And, and, And then the first lady came over.

I didn't know she was coming. And I was like, whoa, you know, this is right after or right before the 2020 election, maybe. I don't know when it was. Around some time where Trump was around, you know, lingering. And I was like, I wanted... And George Bush hadn't come out and said anything, you know, to denounce him or... And I... And obviously, I'm a very outspoken Democrat. And I...

I didn't know she was coming. And I was like, whoa, you know, this is right after or right before the 2020 election, maybe. I don't know when it was. Around some time where Trump was around, you know, lingering. And I was like, I wanted... And George Bush hadn't come out and said anything, you know, to denounce him or... And I... And obviously, I'm a very outspoken Democrat. And I...

Ended up going. She wanted, they were having a pickleball. They wanted to have a pickleball tournament with all of our friends that were at my house and my brothers and sisters were all with me. Yeah. They wanted to have a pickleball tournament at, at Kennebunkport. And I was like, listen, I can't be seen with your father, first of all. Like our political ideologies are so vastly different.

Ended up going. She wanted, they were having a pickleball. They wanted to have a pickleball tournament with all of our friends that were at my house and my brothers and sisters were all with me. Yeah. They wanted to have a pickleball tournament at, at Kennebunkport. And I was like, listen, I can't be seen with your father, first of all. Like our political ideologies are so vastly different.

And I don't really trust myself, quite frankly, in someone else's house. I don't want to insult your father on his own property. So like, it's better that I don't come. And she's like, oh, come on, Susie, you've been through all this therapy. Come on, you're a different person now. And I'm like, I don't know that I am. Like my outbursts are as much of a surprise to me as they are to others.

And I don't really trust myself, quite frankly, in someone else's house. I don't want to insult your father on his own property. So like, it's better that I don't come. And she's like, oh, come on, Susie, you've been through all this therapy. Come on, you're a different person now. And I'm like, I don't know that I am. Like my outbursts are as much of a surprise to me as they are to others.

At that point in my life, I was just learning how to harness my reactivity, you know, and learning how to like be discerning about when I want to drop in my opinions that are unsolicited most often, oftentimes. And so I did, I took my, but my one sister was like, don't take this opportunity away from us. Like, you know, take one of your drugs and subdue yourself. Yeah.

At that point in my life, I was just learning how to harness my reactivity, you know, and learning how to like be discerning about when I want to drop in my opinions that are unsolicited most often, oftentimes. And so I did, I took my, but my one sister was like, don't take this opportunity away from us. Like, you know, take one of your drugs and subdue yourself. Yeah.

So my other sister's like, take two. My brother's like, take four. Take four of your edibles. That's how many you need to just calm down. So yes, I was very stoned when I met the former president of the United States, George W. Bush, and I told him so.

So my other sister's like, take two. My brother's like, take four. Take four of your edibles. That's how many you need to just calm down. So yes, I was very stoned when I met the former president of the United States, George W. Bush, and I told him so.

I let him know when he was showing me his art paintings, his art paintings, his paintings, his personal paintings, and I would not take my sunglasses off. I let him know that I was indeed very, very stoned. And he was very cute about it. And he was quite charming, frankly, in person, which is exactly why I didn't want to go over there in the first place.

I let him know when he was showing me his art paintings, his art paintings, his paintings, his personal paintings, and I would not take my sunglasses off. I let him know that I was indeed very, very stoned. And he was very cute about it. And he was quite charming, frankly, in person, which is exactly why I didn't want to go over there in the first place.

You know, because I was like, I'll be a terrible juror. I based my opinions vastly based on people's dimples. And if they look nice and seem cute, I'm like, oh, okay. You know exactly what a politician is supposed to do. Do you... Do you...

You know, because I was like, I'll be a terrible juror. I based my opinions vastly based on people's dimples. And if they look nice and seem cute, I'm like, oh, okay. You know exactly what a politician is supposed to do. Do you... Do you...

It's, there are degrees, you know what I mean? I understand, I can't really spend time around conspiracy theorists. That's a level that I'm not willing to expose. I don't need that energy around me.

It's, there are degrees, you know what I mean? I understand, I can't really spend time around conspiracy theorists. That's a level that I'm not willing to expose. I don't need that energy around me.