Chelsea Handler
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I find that to be very low vibes. You know the earth is flat, right?
I find that to be very low vibes. You know the earth is flat, right?
Yeah, I thought the moon and the sun were the same thing for a long time. I'm a late bloomer. Anything involving science?
Yeah, I thought the moon and the sun were the same thing for a long time. I'm a late bloomer. Anything involving science?
40, 40 on safari. I was on safari when my sister looked up and said, the sun, she goes, oh, you look, you can see the sun and the moon at the same time. We were riding elephants in Africa, in Botswana. And, or no, we were in South Africa at this time. And She said it, and we were on this elephant together, and I was like, what? See the sun and the moon at the same time?
40, 40 on safari. I was on safari when my sister looked up and said, the sun, she goes, oh, you look, you can see the sun and the moon at the same time. We were riding elephants in Africa, in Botswana. And, or no, we were in South Africa at this time. And She said it, and we were on this elephant together, and I was like, what? See the sun and the moon at the same time?
I'm like, what do you mean? And I said, and she goes, what do you mean? And my sister, you know, like, she's like, what do you mean? I'm like, well, I just thought... I just don't understand how you can see them at the same time. I thought one goes down and the other one pops up like they switched roles. And she's like, are you? I'm like, don't say it. Don't forget it. Forget it. Forget it.
I'm like, what do you mean? And I said, and she goes, what do you mean? And my sister, you know, like, she's like, what do you mean? I'm like, well, I just thought... I just don't understand how you can see them at the same time. I thought one goes down and the other one pops up like they switched roles. And she's like, are you? I'm like, don't say it. Don't forget it. Forget it. Forget it.
Don't say anything because we're in a caravan of people, you know? And then, you know, of course she's like, ah, Chelsea just asked me a question and I need to repeat it to the group. So that was, yeah, that was pretty embarrassing. And when Sherri Shepherd got all that shit for saying the earth was flat, I was like, oh, it's not?
Don't say anything because we're in a caravan of people, you know? And then, you know, of course she's like, ah, Chelsea just asked me a question and I need to repeat it to the group. So that was, yeah, that was pretty embarrassing. And when Sherri Shepherd got all that shit for saying the earth was flat, I was like, oh, it's not?
I was like, I could see, you know, when I thought about it, I realized, but I hadn't really been thinking about it. Kind of like I hadn't really been thinking about the sun and the moon. Like I hadn't given it much thought because it's not a huge passion of mine. Now that I know, I saw the moon today on my drive up here, by the way, it was up there. It's like filling up.
I was like, I could see, you know, when I thought about it, I realized, but I hadn't really been thinking about it. Kind of like I hadn't really been thinking about the sun and the moon. Like I hadn't given it much thought because it's not a huge passion of mine. Now that I know, I saw the moon today on my drive up here, by the way, it was up there. It's like filling up.
But now that I know that the moon is its own thing, I'm completely fascinated by it. And I Can't get enough of it. Today you saw the sun and the moon.
But now that I know that the moon is its own thing, I'm completely fascinated by it. And I Can't get enough of it. Today you saw the sun and the moon.
Yeah. Yeah. I think that's hard for a lot of people to move on from. Losing the power, seeing women who are so self-empowered, seeing women become billionaires. I watched the Martha Stewart documentary. Did you see that? Seeing her become the first billionaire. I didn't know that, the first female billionaire.
Yeah. Yeah. I think that's hard for a lot of people to move on from. Losing the power, seeing women who are so self-empowered, seeing women become billionaires. I watched the Martha Stewart documentary. Did you see that? Seeing her become the first billionaire. I didn't know that, the first female billionaire.
her being taken down by James Comey at the Justice Department, or that led to his job at the Justice Department, I was like, oh, there you go. There's a woman being successful, doing something that millions of men do every single day, public figures that are men, and they're not, you know, he used her. And they took her down. And I totally believe it was because of a woman.
her being taken down by James Comey at the Justice Department, or that led to his job at the Justice Department, I was like, oh, there you go. There's a woman being successful, doing something that millions of men do every single day, public figures that are men, and they're not, you know, he used her. And they took her down. And I totally believe it was because of a woman.
I believe that having a black president, Barack Obama, for eight years... scared so many white men. I think they thought, oh my God, what's next? You know, what's next? A black woman or God forbid a woman. And I think that is... really it's like the opposite of what a democracy is, right? We want a democracy.
I believe that having a black president, Barack Obama, for eight years... scared so many white men. I think they thought, oh my God, what's next? You know, what's next? A black woman or God forbid a woman. And I think that is... really it's like the opposite of what a democracy is, right? We want a democracy.